Anyone else plagued by scattergun greetings, i.e. those wretched emails with sweetie-sweet cards that people send to their entire mailing lists, wishing you conventional joy on the feast of the birth/death/circumcision/evaporation/transmogrification/fossilization of this/that/the other wild blue yonder thingummy that you'd prefer to forget if it were not of the day off?
Having organized a dozen or so Audax rides in this area, the damned things are pouring in thick and fast in various degrees of eugh from kiddie's daub to Jackie Bloody Lawson. And along with them, the annoying feeling of obligation to reciprocate.
Bah humbugger them all.
