Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 385252 times)

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3375 on: 24 April, 2024, 06:07:03 pm »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/24246748.blow-up-doll-found-abandoned-shocked-dog-walker/

Knowing that area, she had a hard and active life.

Looks like it must have gone down on its last owner.  Oh, sorry, wrong thread.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3376 on: 02 May, 2024, 07:49:34 am »
https://tradfolk.co/news/nude-morris-dancers/

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3377 on: 08 May, 2024, 10:17:10 pm »
It's like the old saying goes: Give a Brummie enough space and they'll park a car on it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14k2100q5ro

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3378 on: 09 May, 2024, 12:31:59 pm »
It's horrible but it's sadly normal. I used to live next to Victoria Park in Bath and it was actually allowed to use it for car parking while you went into town for a day. Albeit mostly on the tarmac.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3379 on: 09 May, 2024, 12:41:50 pm »
Yes, there's a large gravel area (which AIUI covers some sort of drainage infrastructure) at the other end of Cannon Hill Park that's routinely used for hosting funfairs and Teletubbies Peppa Sodding Pig In The Night Garden Live events, which gets re-purposed as a car park in the event of the Commonwealth Games or (more commonly) Cricket.  That's properly marshalled and is effectively Out Of The Way of people doing normal park things.

(There's an area of Calthorpe Park that also gets turned into a car park for cricketers, which seems even more gratuitous.)

More usually, when there's an outbreak of decent weather, the locals flock to the roads around Cannon Hill Park to circle and hoot, before eventually finding somewhere to pavement-park.  It would probably be quicker to walk, but if we're going to apply that sort of logic the Hagley Road wouldn't exist.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3380 on: 09 May, 2024, 12:43:21 pm »
Yebbut I'm pleased to say that Victoria Park, being in Not Brum, is now pretty much car-free.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3381 on: 09 May, 2024, 02:12:26 pm »
More usually, when there's an outbreak of decent weather, the locals flock to the roads around Cannon Hill Park to circle and hoot, before eventually finding somewhere to pavement-park.
"I was looking for somewhere to park" is probably a common excuse when caught kerb-crawling on Cheddar Road.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3382 on: 09 May, 2024, 02:16:21 pm »
More usually, when there's an outbreak of decent weather, the locals flock to the roads around Cannon Hill Park to circle and hoot, before eventually finding somewhere to pavement-park.
"I was looking for somewhere to park" is probably a common excuse when caught kerb-crawling on Cheddar Road.

Cheddar Road isn't what it used to be.

I believe Basil has form for getting distracted there...

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3383 on: 09 May, 2024, 02:33:10 pm »
More usually, when there's an outbreak of decent weather, the locals flock to the roads around Cannon Hill Park to circle and hoot, before eventually finding somewhere to pavement-park.
"I was looking for somewhere to park" is probably a common excuse when caught kerb-crawling on Cheddar Road.

Cheddar Road isn't what it used to be.

I believe Basil has form for getting distracted there...

Guilty as charged.  ;D
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3384 on: 09 May, 2024, 06:14:51 pm »
Sounds like a lot of cars in Cannon Hill park should have been ticketed nice and hard, or even towed away. No sympathy at all. Everyone knows there's no driving in there except for wardens at 5mph.

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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3385 on: 09 May, 2024, 06:40:17 pm »
More usually, when there's an outbreak of decent weather, the locals flock to the roads around Cannon Hill Park to circle and hoot, before eventually finding somewhere to pavement-park.
"I was looking for somewhere to park" is probably a common excuse when caught kerb-crawling on Cheddar Road.

Cheddar Road isn't what it used to be.

I believe Basil has form for getting distracted there...

Guilty as charged.  ;D
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3386 on: 09 May, 2024, 10:35:37 pm »
Is that the road that Kim led me along one night on a ride to the Rollrights ?  Ladies in front windows like a low rent Amsterdam?



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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3387 on: 09 May, 2024, 10:40:11 pm »
Cannon Hill Park sounds like the starting place for a Tunnels Ride…
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3388 on: 09 May, 2024, 10:48:55 pm »
Is that the road that Kim led me along one night on a ride to the Rollrights ?  Ladies in front windows like a low rent Amsterdam?

Cannon Hill Park sounds like the starting place for a Tunnels Ride…

Yes and yes, respectively.

rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3389 on: Today at 08:18:22 am »
Is that the road that Kim led me along one night on a ride to the Rollrights ?  Ladies in front windows like a low rent Amsterdam?
That'll be the one.  More fireglow light bulbs sold there than to any other street in England.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3390 on: Today at 09:13:20 am »
"Artists battle to save Bristol studios in Banksy neighbourhood"
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/13/jamaica-street-studios-bristol-artists-battle-to-save

Banksy, AFAIK, grew up in Easton, a completely different area, and the Mild, Mild West mural mentioned is on another building (which also houses studios). Banksy has no connection whatsoever with Jamaica Street studios, but hey, it's Bristol and it's something arty so it must be Banksy.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3391 on: Today at 10:53:47 am »
"Artists battle to save Bristol studios in Banksy neighbourhood"
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/13/jamaica-street-studios-bristol-artists-battle-to-save

I do approve of the Graun's lumping all such folk together under the label creatives.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3392 on: Today at 01:52:01 pm »
For some reason, the term 'creatives' annoys the heck out of me.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3393 on: Today at 02:55:09 pm »
See also: content creator, influencer etc and, moreover, ect.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3394 on: Today at 03:28:33 pm »
See also: content creator, influencer etc and, moreover, ect.

Also curator
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3395 on: Today at 03:30:11 pm »
Socialite, i.e. "lives off a trust fund, gets out of bed at 1pm and likes shopping and nightclubs".
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3396 on: Today at 03:53:28 pm »
See also: content creator, influencer etc and, moreover, ect.

Also curator


Unless one works in a museum or a proper art gallery.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #3397 on: Today at 04:08:05 pm »
See also: content creator, influencer etc and, moreover, ect.

Also curator


Unless one works in a museum or a proper art gallery.


EXACTLY! This, plus the stupidities mentioned above really annoy me. They are all part of the vocabulary of Art Bollocks* that pollutes any discourse on, or discussion of  art. I'd better leave most of my opinion of "artists' statements" to your imaginations.

*Invented by David Lee** of The Jackdaw (a bitter and twisted art magazine that may or may not still exist; I can't be arsed to find out).


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