Green Corsa driver:
Firstly, your car is ugly. The colour is ugly. Just saying.
How do I know this? Well, you did give me the opportunity to inspect it at close quarters when you pulled out in front of me.
I mean, if someone flashes at you to pull out, it might be a good idea to check if there's anything in the bus lane, which is much clearer. For example, there could be a fat bloke travelling at about 20mph. I mean, there's only three bright lights to show you there may be something worth having a geg at.
If I'd have been a bus, a minibus, or, god help us all, a Serco van with one of their peculiar strand of deranged drivers at the wheel, you'd have been completely fucked.
But hey - it was just a bike. Just a bike, and, if I'd not been so skilled a rider, I'd have been all over your bonnet instead of missing you by an inch, and offering advice about your conduct on the road (without swearing).
Just a bike.