From: "Eugenius X. Linford" <27kmlhc@collider.com>Subject: New Swiss technology Don't be a Boson Get the Large Hadron You DeserveDate: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:11:45 +0000Dear sirsEver feel like a lepton in bed?This New QUANTUM technology will fire your PACKETS at light speeds.She won't believe the force of the collision!Our new p1ll$ will give you MAGNETIC ATTRACTION so YOU can be a hit in the R1ng!CHARM your lady tonight - she will praise your large HADRONS!Gentleman, esteemed PHYSICISTS have tried out these LHC meds - don't miss out!Also available: Quark Xpress at unbelievable - just email ALICE@cern.ch for details.----------Or something.
