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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #350 on: 14 November, 2017, 09:37:24 pm »
So you're saying the architect sketch in Monty Python's Flying Circus is actually quite well-grounded in reality? :demon:

I've just caught up with this thread.

A former colleague had been an architect, for a couple of years after graduating. The firm he worked for specialised in designing slaughterhouses...

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #351 on: 24 November, 2017, 01:06:51 pm »
*frantic typing from barakta's keyboard, stage right*
*sudden pause*
"Fuck you government minister!"
*typing resumes*

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #352 on: 24 November, 2017, 03:51:49 pm »
An unnamed government minister told a disabled peer that there was no need for central government enforcement of the Equality Act for disabled people as she's been campaigning for because ONE disabled man (who I happen to know is stubborn as fuck) was able to access the court system in a case which got to the supreme court... (a case I know cost him years of his life, financial risk, nearly didn't happen, and entirely relied extensive probono legal support).

Fuck you unnamed government minister!

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #353 on: 24 November, 2017, 10:40:15 pm »
Go on, name them  :thumbsup:
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #354 on: 25 November, 2017, 12:46:49 am »
I expect it was The Wrong Hammond claiming that there are no disabled people.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #355 on: 25 November, 2017, 02:22:35 pm »
Sadly the disabled peer didn't name them... But it's basically MostToriesTM tbh.

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #356 on: 04 December, 2017, 10:21:04 pm »
On Saturday we went to a cafe in Lye which is not the grandest of places (not a bad cafe though - food was good). The lady was telling the other customer that she had had a break in the previous week - they stole all her bacon  :o (I said that presumably ruled out the mosque next door, but I think it went over their head). She went on to say that she no longer had a charity box because they were persistantly stolen. The other customer comented that that sort of lowlife "give proper criminals a bad name"  ;D
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #357 on: 11 December, 2017, 11:45:45 pm »
Cedar Rapids, Iowa.  Young sober woman in a bar:  "Oh wow you're from England... so what are your thoughts on Marie Antoinette?"  Me: Err, I've never given her much thought really" Young woman:  Well I know she did some pretty bad things, but it was really mean when Henry VIII chopped off her head!" ???
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #358 on: 16 February, 2018, 11:03:42 pm »
Overheard (to my face by) 30 year old woman of Irish descent "The reason there are so many Irish in Birmingham is because it was the nearest port."
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #359 on: 16 February, 2018, 11:49:19 pm »
that probably explains my mother's family from Auchnacloy, ending up in Liverpool/the Wirral - wanted to avoid the Birmingham enclave.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #360 on: 17 February, 2018, 07:35:08 am »
Standing up for the artichokes, err, architects here, on account of because I are one, and I have a piece of paper somewhere around here from the State of Washington, US of A, proclaiming that I can say that ...

In the twilight years of my professional life, one of the tasks I've taken on from time to time is participation in a pair of reviews required by law if funds from said State are to be spent on public projects.  Early on (design is mostly thought-out, but changeable) is the "Value Analysis / Value Engineering" review, when a team of consultants gets a week to engineer all the value out of a project that they can.  [Well, that's what the proponents think.]  We typically come up with a bunch of little things, and a dozen or so big items, that could help the project go better, from "why are you putting X room here?" to "and what could go wrong if ... happened?"

Just finished a "Constructability Review" of a Big elementary school.  You would kind of think, that for a project about a month away from bidding tender, that the structural and drainage design of the open-air courtyard in the middle of the school, above all the air-handling equipment, would be figured out ... nope.  Of course not.  And, each of the design disciplines had a note referring to another discipline's drawings for answers to things they should have figured out.  Although, who wouldn't expect to find the waterproofing details in the landscape architect's part of the documents ... me, for one. 

All of which brings me back to a professor's comment about a classmate's explanation of his design:  "That's like making chicken soup with fish"

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #361 on: 17 February, 2018, 08:55:19 am »
  "That's like making chicken soup with fish"

I used to work in a restaurant where the head chef was adamant that the only way to make chicken soup was with fish stock.

Not sure what that goes to show.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #362 on: 17 February, 2018, 08:55:55 am »
... the structural and drainage design of the open-air courtyard in the middle of the school, above all the air-handling equipment,
What is air-handling equipment in an open-air courtyard? It it were indoors I'd assume air-conditioning (and generally HVAC) but for an open-air space?
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #363 on: 17 February, 2018, 09:53:55 am »
I think he said above....
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #364 on: 17 February, 2018, 11:50:09 am »
... the structural and drainage design of the open-air courtyard in the middle of the school, above all the air-handling equipment,
What is air-handling equipment in an open-air courtyard? It it were indoors I'd assume air-conditioning (and generally HVAC) but for an open-air space?

Presumably the outside part of the air conditioning system.  Condensers and such.

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #365 on: 18 February, 2018, 06:26:02 am »
... the structural and drainage design of the open-air courtyard in the middle of the school, above all the air-handling equipment,
What is air-handling equipment in an open-air courtyard? It it were indoors I'd assume air-conditioning (and generally HVAC) but for an open-air space?
Air handlers located in a basement below said courtyard.  Air intakes to them through snorkel-like intakes.  One 4" floor drain in the air handler room.  One of the architectural drawings hinted at drains in the courtyard, but the plumbing drawing didn't show drains nor overflow drains. 

The structure has a severe height limit, so no rooftop HVAC parts, but still .... it's been known to rain and even snow in the Seattle area.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #366 on: 18 February, 2018, 09:53:17 am »
Fukushima and diesels spring to mind.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

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« Reply #367 on: 18 February, 2018, 06:08:08 pm »
We used to live on an estate with electric gates. They put the motors underneath. To save a bit of money, they didn't bother with any drainage, despite the drains being about half a metre away from the compartment.

Anyway, as you can guess, that just meant the motor compartment flooded every time it rained. Electric motors work less well underwater.

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #368 on: 19 February, 2018, 10:28:57 am »
... the structural and drainage design of the open-air courtyard in the middle of the school, above all the air-handling equipment,
What is air-handling equipment in an open-air courtyard? It it were indoors I'd assume air-conditioning (and generally HVAC) but for an open-air space?
Air handlers located in a basement below said courtyard.  Air intakes to them through snorkel-like intakes.  One 4" floor drain in the air handler room.  One of the architectural drawings hinted at drains in the courtyard, but the plumbing drawing didn't show drains nor overflow drains. 

The structure has a severe height limit, so no rooftop HVAC parts, but still .... it's been known to rain and even snow in the Seattle area.
Thanks.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #369 on: 19 February, 2018, 02:19:08 pm »
Nine of the 10 poorest regions in the EU are in the UK (and that's before we leave!)  So I looked it  up, it's based on GDP.

http://inequalitybriefing.org/graphics/briefing_43_UK_regions_poorest_North_Europe.pdf
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #370 on: 19 February, 2018, 02:54:05 pm »
Nine of the 10 poorest regions in the EU are in the UK (and that's before we leave!)  So I looked it  up, it's based on DGP.

http://inequalitybriefing.org/graphics/briefing_43_UK_regions_poorest_North_Europe.pdf

Hey!  West Wales gets to be best at something.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #371 on: 19 February, 2018, 03:14:01 pm »
Nine of the 10 poorest regions in the EU are in the UK (and that's before we leave!)  So I looked it  up, it's based on DGP.

http://inequalitybriefing.org/graphics/briefing_43_UK_regions_poorest_North_Europe.pdf
The poorest in Northern Europe, not the whole EU. That link doesn't show, but I'd be surprised if there aren't poorer in Eastern Europe (but still within the EU).
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #372 on: 19 February, 2018, 05:41:41 pm »
Good point.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #373 on: 19 February, 2018, 06:11:03 pm »
And still amongst the richest in the world by a considerable degree.

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #374 on: 19 February, 2018, 06:30:36 pm »
"Aw, this video's gonna go proper vile"

His mates did not let him get away with it - some of the language they used, I wouldn't even use in front of my own dear mother.