Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 897326 times)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1825 on: 04 May, 2016, 04:21:35 pm »
........... the Alpha course, and basically it appears to be a Christian version of Scientology....very much about peer pressure and brainwashing and with no room for anything but blind adherence to it's dubious tenets

Crikey! That sounds like a most unusual branch of religion.

[/sarcasm]

Haha....Good point!

Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1826 on: 09 May, 2016, 05:30:09 pm »
Quentin Letts

Obvs, having had the misfortune to read some of his stuff in a book,  he'd be in here anyway, but his latest shit is unbelievable:


From The Independent website:
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“We have Andrew ‘Captain Hop-Along’ Marr growling away on BBC One, throwing his arm about like a tipsy conductor,” Letts wrote.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1827 on: 09 May, 2016, 10:50:48 pm »
Quentin Letts

Obvs, having had the misfortune to read some of his stuff in a book,  he'd be in here anyway, but his latest shit is unbelievable:


From The Independent website:
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“We have Andrew ‘Captain Hop-Along’ Marr growling away on BBC One, throwing his arm about like a tipsy conductor,” Letts wrote.

In Quentin Letts' defence, I don't think he knew it was wrong to make fun of disabled people.
Some people say I'm self-obsessed but that's enough about them.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1828 on: 09 May, 2016, 11:05:18 pm »
Presumably he takes his lead from Trump.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1829 on: 10 May, 2016, 06:55:39 pm »
'The European Union is a "force for social injustice" which backs "the haves rather than the have-nots"', says breathtaking hypocrite and Super-Twat Iain Duncan Smith who, incidentally, looks like a freshly-waxed cock in an undertaker's suit.  So, not at all like the Monster Raving Tory Party, eh?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1830 on: 10 May, 2016, 07:18:25 pm »
I found it incredible that the chief architect of social injustice in the UK was able to spout this with a straight face.   A true politician.

Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1831 on: 10 May, 2016, 08:21:36 pm »
Drifting away from the completely indefensible, can I nominate Timmy Mallet?  Take a listen to Great Lives on The Home Service to see why. Nothing outrageous or bigoted, just incredibly annoying.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1832 on: 10 May, 2016, 08:26:41 pm »
He's got a splendid shed, thobut.

rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1833 on: 10 May, 2016, 09:03:21 pm »
And he's a loyal Oxford United supporter, which deserves some admiration given that they were out of the league for a while.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1834 on: 11 May, 2016, 12:08:09 am »
He's the Super Twat of modern day "TEH WURLD"
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LEE

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1835 on: 11 May, 2016, 11:14:07 am »
Janet Street Porter.

A cranky old gob-shite who's convinced herself that her views trump anyone else's, or indeed actual facts, if they are squawked loudly enough.
Some people say I'm self-obsessed but that's enough about them.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1836 on: 12 May, 2016, 01:07:20 pm »
Dominic Cummings. Not just a bully, a vacuous paranoid bully. He's also suitable for the Nominative Determinism thread, the foetid pool of jism.
Not especially helpful or mature

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1837 on: 14 May, 2016, 12:43:57 am »
Tyson Fury.

Seems to be caught between trying to be a victim and being a controversial "character."
He's certainly something beginning with a C.

bzzzt. Repetition....
http://www.bbc.com/sport/boxing/36291579


rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1838 on: 14 May, 2016, 10:07:54 am »
Ah, but this thread is perfectly comfortable with repetition.  Which reminds me, can I have Bear Grylls again?
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1839 on: 14 May, 2016, 11:40:22 am »
Janet Street Porter.

A cranky old gob-shite who's convinced herself that her views trump anyone else's, or indeed actual facts, if they are squawked loudly enough.

What I do not understand is how she gets oxygen on the BBC.   Almost worse than giving Shameron, Tossborne, Bray, Flapps, etc. air time.   She speaks utter bollox.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1840 on: 19 May, 2016, 03:03:51 pm »
George Osborne yet again.   :facepalm:   Who would have thought that a politician would lie through their teeth to get elected, eh?   

Letter pledging to scrap tuition fees surfaces after thirteen years.


LEE

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1841 on: 19 May, 2016, 03:08:21 pm »
Ah, but this thread is perfectly comfortable with repetition.  Which reminds me, can I have Bear Grylls again?

Yes.  If I can have Piers Morgan again.

He's got another fucking TV show despite everyone hating him.
This time he's interviewing US female murderers in prison.  I mean, come on ladies, surely you can fashion a weapon out of a hair-brush or something.
Isn't "justifiable Homicide" a thing in the US?

He's the embodiment of, "any publicity is good publicity."
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1842 on: 19 May, 2016, 03:33:55 pm »
The members of Muirfield golf club. All of them.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

LittleWheelsandBig

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1843 on: 19 May, 2016, 03:47:19 pm »
The members of Muirfield golf club. All of them.

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...postal ballot of members of Muirfield in East Lothian returned 64% for and 36% against allowing women to join for the first time in the club’s 125-year history.

The vote fell just short of the two-thirds majority required for the Honourable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, which runs the course, to alter its constitution.

Surely only 36% of them.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1844 on: 19 May, 2016, 03:49:50 pm »
Surely only 36% of them.

Depends if the other 64% choose to tacitly support the policy by retaining their membership of the club.

Anyway, they're golfers so they're probably twats anyway. ;)
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

LittleWheelsandBig

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1845 on: 19 May, 2016, 03:51:45 pm »
If Muirfield folk leave (despite being in the majority), the chance of any subsequent vote changing the status quo is reduced.

Seeing that cycling is the new golf, (I'll let you finish the rest)
Wheel meet again, don't know where, don't know when...

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1846 on: 19 May, 2016, 05:11:46 pm »
If Muirfield folk leave (despite being in the majority), the chance of any subsequent vote changing the status quo is reduced.

If enough people vote with their feet, the remaining members might have to rethink their attitude to ensure the survival of the club. In any case, I wouldn't join a club in the first place if it had such a rule.

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Seeing that cycling is the new golf, (I'll let you finish the rest)

I imagine all the old golfing clubmen who have been playing the sport since they were kids, and still use a set of vintage 531 steel clubs, are all overjoyed that the flash status-seeking dentists with ridiculously expensive carbon clubs and electric golf carts have moved on to cycling.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1847 on: 19 May, 2016, 07:04:50 pm »
NSFW, in case you hadn't guessed from the URL

http://viz.co.uk/golf-cunt-magazine/
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1848 on: 20 May, 2016, 09:45:48 am »
Peter Allis - golf journalist

"women who want to play at golf club Muirfield should "marry a member"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03vmxk0

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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1849 on: 20 May, 2016, 07:45:56 pm »
I thought he died years ago.  New Alresford's most famous resident.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.