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Polar Bear · « **Reply #3150 on:** 06 May, 2018, 10:18:25 am »

Trump yet again!

This guy is like the arsehole of humanity. Whenever it opens there is an outpouring of shit.

If he truly represents right wing americans that country is in one hell of a mess.

Beardy · « **Reply #3151 on:** 06 May, 2018, 12:29:07 pm »

If Paris allowed its citizens guns it wouldn’t have happened because there are so many more gun killings in France than the USA, right?
Arse.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #3152 on:** 06 May, 2018, 12:36:11 pm »

Just like knife wounds are far more deadly than gunshot wounds but somehow guns miraculously deter knife crime.

The latter part of that statement is of course true - faced with a gun a knife-weilding attacker would be wise to scarper, and get themself a gun...

Pingu · « **Reply #3153 on:** 08 May, 2018, 09:29:57 pm »

BJ fails to save Iran deal.

BJ calls Maybot crazy.

BJ still has a job.

Why?

rogerzilla · « **Reply #3154 on:** 08 May, 2018, 09:38:40 pm »

BJ has nude photos of Maybot?

Polar Bear · « **Reply #3155 on:** 08 May, 2018, 09:41:11 pm »

Quote from: Pingu on 08 May, 2018, 09:29:57 pm

BJ fails to save Iran deal.

BJ calls Maybot crazy.

BJ still has a job.

Why?

Keep your friends close, keep you enemies closer still.

Pingu · « **Reply #3156 on:** 08 May, 2018, 09:44:31 pm »

Quote from: Polar Bear on 08 May, 2018, 09:41:11 pm

Quote from: Pingu on 08 May, 2018, 09:29:57 pm
BJ fails to save Iran deal.

BJ calls Maybot crazy.

BJ still has a job.

Why?

Keep your friends close, keep you enemies closer still.

I don't think Maybot is that clever.

TigaSefi · « **Reply #3157 on:** 08 May, 2018, 09:47:21 pm »

My phone went into a mini frenzy with notifications from this thread and sure enough.... Fucking Trump does it again.

World War 3 inches ever closer daily with that idiot and his board of alt-right wing goons making systemically stupid decisions.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #3158 on:** 08 May, 2018, 09:51:29 pm »

Quote from: Pingu on 08 May, 2018, 09:44:31 pm

Quote from: Polar Bear on 08 May, 2018, 09:41:11 pm
Quote from: Pingu on 08 May, 2018, 09:29:57 pm
BJ fails to save Iran deal.

BJ calls Maybot crazy.

BJ still has a job.

Why?

Keep your friends close, keep you enemies closer still.

I don't think Maybot is that clever.

Indeed but she does have advisers.

Basil · « **Reply #3159 on:** 08 May, 2018, 09:53:47 pm »

Quote from: Polar Bear on 08 May, 2018, 09:51:29 pm

Quote from: Pingu on 08 May, 2018, 09:44:31 pm
Quote from: Polar Bear on 08 May, 2018, 09:41:11 pm
Quote from: Pingu on 08 May, 2018, 09:29:57 pm
BJ fails to save Iran deal.

BJ calls Maybot crazy.

BJ still has a job.

Why?

Keep your friends close, keep you enemies closer still.

I don't think Maybot is that clever.

Indeed but she does have advisers.

Great. Swivel eyed advisers are all we need right now.

Canardly · « **Reply #3160 on:** 08 May, 2018, 10:00:26 pm »

None so blind that will not see. A black day in history.

Beardy · « **Reply #3161 on:** 09 May, 2018, 08:40:26 am »

Quote from: Pingu on 08 May, 2018, 09:29:57 pm

BJ fails to save Iran deal.

BJ calls Maybot crazy.

BJ still has a job.

Why?

He’s made so many attempts to get sacked that it’s clear that he’s completely untouchable as far as Mayhem is concerned. He needs her to sack him so he can make a bid for leadership, well under normal circumstances he can would. These are far from normal times though, so at some point he’s going to lose patience and find another way to start that ball rolling. Then $diety help us!

T42 · « **Reply #3162 on:** 09 May, 2018, 11:20:58 am »

$deity had better because the nose has been well & truly thumbed at €deity.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #3163 on:** 09 May, 2018, 04:19:42 pm »

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/piss-off-you-old-ratbag-its-my-go-says-boris-20180509164421

spesh · « **Reply #3164 on:** 09 May, 2018, 05:24:04 pm »

Time for Piers Morgan (who is a Colossal Bell End) to make an unwelcome return to the Two Minute Hate thread...

This time, he's tried to Catholicsplain to the Pope. In the Daily Mail.

Quote

lord grant me the supreme blowhard confidence to explain Catholicism to the actual Pope

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcvQT3VVQAAW_ZQ.jpg

theologians and cardinals are convening in the libraries of St Peter's Basilica, hard at work on the next papal encyclical entitled "SUCK A FART, PIERS MORGAN"

https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/994117192454213632

sojournermike · « **Reply #3165 on:** 12 May, 2018, 08:28:01 am »

W H Smith - the business

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-44084638

When you always felt they were no good, then they prove it - again

hellymedic · « **Reply #3166 on:** 12 May, 2018, 12:54:05 pm »

What concerns me about that story is how long it took for any action.
89 tubes of paste were sold at that price, hundreds of people must have seen them.

I reTweeted this on Thursday and it made local news yesterday.

Shaun Lintern is an investigative journalist with Health Service Journal and has rather bigger fish to fry at present.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #3167 on:** 18 May, 2018, 04:35:40 pm »

Anyone who puts "L'Eroica" in the title of a Bay Of Thieves listing, especially when it's for a shite 80s Raleigh or Sun gaspiper.

LEE · « **Reply #3168 on:** 18 May, 2018, 05:12:26 pm »

Quote from: hellymedic on 12 May, 2018, 12:54:05 pm

What concerns me about that story is how long it took for any action.
89 tubes of paste were sold at that price, hundreds of people must have seen them.

I reTweeted this on Thursday and it made local news yesterday.

Shaun Lintern is an investigative journalist with Health Service Journal and has rather bigger fish to fry at present.

The array of junk food options in Hospital cafes is something to behold as well. It's probably more unhealthy than a typical shopping mall.

Jakob W · « **Reply #3169 on:** 18 May, 2018, 05:53:20 pm »

Probably better than the slop they serve the patients, though - OH is in at the moment and I am on a regular delivery schedule for fruit and salads...

andrewc · « **Reply #3170 on:** 24 May, 2018, 09:47:28 am »

Godfrey Bloom.

Guy · « **Reply #3171 on:** 24 May, 2018, 11:01:44 am »

Quote from: andrewc on 24 May, 2018, 09:47:28 am

Godfrey Bloom.

Did you mean *General* Godfrey Bloom? He of the racist Twitter account?

I thought his racism, anti-Semitism and misogyny had already earned him a permanent place in here.

citoyen · « **Reply #3172 on:** 24 May, 2018, 11:07:08 am »

I was going to ask "What has he done now?" but on second thoughts, I don't think I want to know.

I wish I could believe he was a satirical creation but alas, I fear that like JRM, he is all too genuine.

Redlight · « **Reply #3173 on:** 24 May, 2018, 12:54:02 pm »

No, you don't want to know. Suffice it to say that, a bit like the Hopkins creature, since the Brexit vote he seems to have stopped making any effort to disguise his racist tendencies.

Guy · « **Reply #3174 on:** 24 May, 2018, 01:20:25 pm »

Quote from: Redlight on 24 May, 2018, 12:54:02 pm

No, you don't want to know. Suffice it to say that, a bit like the Hopkins creature, since the Brexit vote he seems to have stopped making any effort to disguise his racist tendencies.

^^^^
This. In spades