2 I think. Carmarthen and Newport. Gastly places.
I've actually drunk beer in the Newport one. Only breakfast and "coffee" in Carmarthen.
I say sir, you judge too harshly!
There are surely some 'spoons which are great for donating blood - all over the carpet - but all the one's I've been in (and its a few!) have been fine establishments
I call 'spoons the Tesco of pubs. What you get is of acceptable quality and proper value for money. The food is fine and normally served quite quickly. The beer is most often brilliant; someone told me once that 'spoon cellar training is highly rated in the pub industry and I have rarely had a duff pint. There is normally lots of choice and you'll be charged about £2.50 for a pint of real ale, or 50p less if you have a CAMRA voucher.
Then there are the premises themselves. Each has a carpet woven in a unique pattern. Some 'spoons buildings are a bit hum drum but others are brilliant. The best I've been to the Crosse Keys, Gracechurch Street, City of London; its used to be the HQ of the HSBC; its brilliant!
Oh and they have an app so you can order most things except guest ales from your table, pay with PayPal and a 'spoons person delivers it to your table - what's not to like?