Author Topic: Signs of The End Times  (Read 6318 times)

nicknack

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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #50 on: 18 March, 2020, 02:57:54 pm »
Do they really need the live audience?
Nah. A dead one would suffice.
There's no vibrations, but wait.

ian

Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #51 on: 18 March, 2020, 04:43:46 pm »
An ice-cream van just Greensleeved by.

Wowbagger

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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #52 on: 18 March, 2020, 04:54:39 pm »
An ice-cream van just Greensleeved by.

Had he sneezed onto his arm?
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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #53 on: 18 March, 2020, 06:47:43 pm »
An ice-cream van just Greensleeved by.

Had he sneezed onto his arm?

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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #54 on: 25 March, 2020, 08:19:43 am »
This morning the hour-by-hour local weather forecast on the BBC website matches the hour-by-hour local forecast on yr.no. :o

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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #55 on: 25 March, 2020, 12:18:00 pm »
The Wine Society have cancelled all deliveries.   :jurek:       
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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #56 on: 26 March, 2020, 06:27:26 pm »

Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #57 on: 27 March, 2020, 03:52:52 pm »
As if things weren't bad enough...

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Bob Dylan has released his first track in eight years -- a 17-minute song about the assassination of US President John F. Kennedy.
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1243506056619274240
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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #58 on: 27 March, 2020, 05:26:02 pm »
I thought he'd died a year or two ago!
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ian

Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #59 on: 27 March, 2020, 05:28:30 pm »
My brain can't tell the difference between Bob Dylan and Woody Allen. They merge into a quite terrifying entity called alternately the Boballen or the Woodydylan.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #60 on: 27 March, 2020, 05:54:25 pm »
I think this means the part of your brain responsible for recognizing famous Americans of the late 20th century has been eaten by TEH BEARZ.
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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #61 on: 27 March, 2020, 06:46:27 pm »
My brain can't tell the difference between Bob Dylan and Woody Allen..
Are you really really bad at anagrams?




His Bobness can be pretty funny (Well, when he was 23, doing interviews to stoned music journos. Not sure about now ... )
Can Mr Allen sing? Or play harmonica? Not sure I want to know ...
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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #62 on: 27 March, 2020, 06:53:26 pm »
My brain can't tell the difference between Bob Dylan and Woody Allen..
Are you really really bad at anagrams?




His Bobness can be pretty funny (Well, when he was 23, doing interviews to stoned music journos. Not sure about now ... )
Can Mr Allen sing? Or play harmonica? Not sure I want to know ...

I've heard he's quite dextrous.

I'm terrible at anagrams and all those kinds of things. If I did one of those MENSA tests I'm pretty sure my IQ would be startled to find itself amongst the double figures.

But seriously, they get muddled in my brain. It's like they've agreed amongst themselves to mess with my memory. You be Bob today, OK?

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #63 on: 27 March, 2020, 06:55:00 pm »
My brain can't tell the difference between Bob Dylan and Woody Allen..
Are you really really bad at anagrams?
wyndy anode blab lool
wendy boob lala dylon

yes, really really bad
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sam

Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #64 on: 27 March, 2020, 06:55:21 pm »
I thought he'd died a year or two ago!

He's been born again before.

I'm a big fan of the man who can't sing but does anyway:


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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #65 on: 27 March, 2020, 08:10:27 pm »
Was out in the sunshine in the backgarden this morning, and heard the distant drone of the M6,
For once I was glad to hear the sound of normal activity happening -there are a lot of HGVs hearabouts -rather than than grr - the air quality is terrible in this area.

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Re: Signs of The End Times
« Reply #66 on: 28 March, 2020, 03:30:23 am »
I thought he'd died a year or two ago!

He was still alive last summer, though it appeared only just.  There was a rack of guitars on the stage close to His Bobness' piano when he played Hyde Park; every so often he'd stand up and shamble towards them.  A collective anticipatory "Ooooh" echoed around the area as we thought we were finally going to get Rockin' Bob.  Then he'd turn round and shamble back to the piano :'(
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