Poll

It is the naming of the pig

Donald
1 (4%)
Nigel
18 (72%)
Boris
2 (8%)
Theresa
0 (0%)
Michael
0 (0%)
Jeremy
1 (4%)
Arron
0 (0%)
Piers
3 (12%)
Katie
0 (0%)
Other?
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 25

Voting closed: 20 July, 2019, 09:25:20 pm

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Ham

So many to choose from, so little change
« on: 09 July, 2019, 09:25:20 pm »
Here we are again, 'tis the naming of the pig.

The song remains the same, it is a sad indictment that the front runners have remained pretty constant for longer than moderation would expect. I've dropped Dave, as he has had his turn on the spit, and he has been keeping a low profile.

Anyone I may have forgot?

ETA Boris & Donald would be repeat visitations.

Last year was Boris
Year before was Donald https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=104221.0
Year before that was the pig botherer
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Ham

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #1 on: 09 July, 2019, 09:29:57 pm »
Whoah! Nige is fast out the trap, his little trotters going like a good 'un

ETA: Damn! I've now got "we're only making plans for Nigel"  as an earworm.
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #2 on: 09 July, 2019, 10:11:13 pm »
You could also have had Widdecomb, but imagine you want it to taste nice....
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #3 on: 10 July, 2019, 06:48:38 am »
which Jeremy were you thinking of? Corbyn, or naughty-word?
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Ham

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #4 on: 10 July, 2019, 07:00:39 am »
Quote from: ElyDave on 10 July, 2019, 06:48:38 am
which Jeremy were you thinking of? Corbyn, or naughty-word?

Don't be silly, if it were Corbyn I'd have to serve it half baked, not an option for a barbie.

And having Anne in the mix would run the risk of a norovirus outbreak....

CDC preserved for posterity, how appropriate.....

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Mr Larrington

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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #5 on: 10 July, 2019, 10:42:57 am »
How about Piers?  As in #ColossalBellend Piers "Morgan" Moron.
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Ham

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #6 on: 10 July, 2019, 10:59:53 am »
Piggy Morgan? It has a ring to it. That'll be the bell end.

I've changed the "Other" to Piers, if I have that wrong, you can change your vote.

I think Nige has a commanding lead, though.

(we're only making plans for Nigel ....arrrrggh! that's stuck for the next week I think)
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ian

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #7 on: 10 July, 2019, 11:03:59 am »
The hatey Katie Hotpigs.
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spesh

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #8 on: 10 July, 2019, 11:10:15 am »
I see the Slithy Gove's on the list - barbecued squid/octopus tentacles on the menu as well, then?  :demon:
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Ham

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #9 on: 10 July, 2019, 11:15:31 am »
Quote from: ian on 10 July, 2019, 11:03:59 am
The hatey Katie Hotpigs.

Equal ops, OK, I'll add her in.

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ian

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #10 on: 10 July, 2019, 11:47:53 am »
As a boon, she'll be entirely Muslim-proof.
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #11 on: 10 July, 2019, 11:04:00 pm »
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Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #12 on: 11 July, 2019, 12:48:03 am »
Quote from: Pingu on 10 July, 2019, 11:04:00 pm
Dominic Raab

Only if Ham's planning a food fight, surely?
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Ham

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #13 on: 18 July, 2019, 08:10:44 am »
Nigel iz in da house.
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Ham

Re: So many to choose from, so little change
« Reply #14 on: 21 July, 2019, 07:28:15 pm »
Nigel was appreciated by all.

Almost-done pic in spoiler for sensibilities.

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