Author Topic: Silly signs (Read 340271 times)

Adam · « **Reply #150 on:** 04 September, 2011, 02:00:03 pm »

A local estate agent in Littlehampton!

Salvatore · « **Reply #151 on:** 08 September, 2011, 11:15:27 am »

Does anyone else find the smug triumphalist smile on the car rather inappropriate?

JStone · « **Reply #152 on:** 08 September, 2011, 12:31:24 pm »

Quote from: Salvatore on 08 September, 2011, 11:15:27 am

Does anyone else find the smug triumphalist smile on the car rather inappropriate?

snap!

Quote from: JStone on 24 August, 2010, 11:53:36 am

Seen last week, on a French cycle path

deliquium · « **Reply #153 on:** 28 September, 2011, 06:07:03 pm »

Andrij · « **Reply #154 on:** 28 September, 2011, 07:45:08 pm »

Some of these have been seen before, but there are plenty of new ones here, too.

http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs

PaulF · « **Reply #155 on:** 28 September, 2011, 08:21:51 pm »

No photo but at my local Sainsburys when the self check out machine breaks down they put a sign on it saying "sorry for the convenience"

David Martin · « **Reply #156 on:** 28 September, 2011, 09:28:48 pm »

I'm not sure if the person who put hte sign 'This toilet is out of order. Apologies for the inconvenience' was into bad puns or just missed it totally..

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #157 on:** 29 September, 2011, 02:52:48 pm »

Quote from: Andrij on 28 September, 2011, 07:45:08 pm

http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs

Like ^^^^

I am told that on the Col des Chandeliers in Niger there is a sign warning of "Piste dangereuse pour 200 km". To which has been added:

"Not if we can cycle it! Rog & Tony, 7/2/87"

They must have been BRITONS.

Gus · « **Reply #158 on:** 01 October, 2011, 04:37:34 pm »

Got this one from a friend of mine :

clarion · « **Reply #159 on:** 02 October, 2011, 10:59:10 am »

Gus, that is brilliant.

bobb · « **Reply #160 on:** 02 October, 2011, 11:16:59 am »

Not so brilliantly 'shopped...

clarion · « **Reply #161 on:** 02 October, 2011, 11:19:23 am »

True enough.

deliquium · « **Reply #162 on:** 09 October, 2011, 03:18:28 pm »

Have we had this one?

deliquium · « **Reply #163 on:** 09 October, 2011, 03:30:47 pm »

Or this?

deliquium · « **Reply #164 on:** 09 October, 2011, 03:31:49 pm »

And . . . this?

deliquium · « **Reply #165 on:** 09 October, 2011, 03:34:01 pm »

And . . . . lastly

deliquium · « **Reply #166 on:** 09 October, 2011, 03:35:30 pm »

If . . . I may be permitted one more?

deliquium · « **Reply #167 on:** 09 October, 2011, 03:42:47 pm »

Am I boring you?

deliquium · « **Reply #168 on:** 09 October, 2011, 03:45:19 pm »

OK. ONE last one - taken in Vatican City apparently

deliquium · « **Reply #169 on:** 09 October, 2011, 03:46:42 pm »

Will remove any or all if they're old hat - and I just can't keep pace?

Rhys W · « **Reply #170 on:** 09 October, 2011, 04:32:19 pm »

Quote from: deliquium on 09 October, 2011, 03:31:49 pm

And . . . this?

This is obvious - "the strip of black brush material IS NOT for shining your shoes!"

red marley · « **Reply #171 on:** 09 October, 2011, 04:41:58 pm »

Quote from: Rhys W on 09 October, 2011, 04:32:19 pm

Quote from: deliquium on 09 October, 2011, 03:31:49 pm
And . . . this?

This is obvious - "the strip of black brush material IS NOT for shining your shoes!"

And if you do, the black lizard of death will surely pounce upon your back and administer swift justice.

I also notice that the shop to the right, espeically in the dog carrying sign is in danger of Godwinising this thread.

deliquium · « **Reply #172 on:** 09 October, 2011, 05:00:10 pm »

I thought it was the Italian version of the British "no spitting on the bus", as in "no kicking on the escalator"

Jaded · « **Reply #173 on:** 11 October, 2011, 08:48:53 pm »

mike · « **Reply #174 on:** 17 October, 2011, 04:10:57 pm »

some cambridge graffiti:

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