Author Topic: Silly signs  (Read 339717 times)

Clandy

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #75 on: 23 November, 2010, 06:57:07 pm »

gordon taylor

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #76 on: 23 November, 2010, 07:39:38 pm »
LOL!!!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mr Larrington

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #77 on: 24 November, 2010, 09:53:48 am »
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Clandy

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #78 on: 30 November, 2010, 11:48:27 am »
Not really silly, more bloody good!


clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #79 on: 30 November, 2010, 11:51:44 am »
I was discussing that one with Speshact on Saturday.  I saw one at Vauxhall as well, on Friday.

It's an old cycle campaign slogan, but they've given it a negative twist, suggesting that you can use satnav to break free from the traffic (thus externalising it again), and access the (implied) open roads shown in car adverts.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #80 on: 30 November, 2010, 01:42:54 pm »
I saw that one painted on an autobahn bridge1 near Frankfurt about ten years ago.

1 - In German, obv.
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clarion

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #81 on: 30 November, 2010, 01:56:57 pm »
What is it in German, btw?
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Torslanda

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #82 on: 30 November, 2010, 01:59:24 pm »
Probably about three paragraphs. With a verb at the end.  ;D
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #83 on: 01 December, 2010, 11:21:49 am »
What is it in German, btw?

It was something like "Du sitzt nicht im Stau, du bist Stau" but my memory-branes my not be entirely accurate on this.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #84 on: 02 December, 2010, 07:11:53 pm »
I've seen that one a few times recently, and I always think:

You are not traffic.
Traffic moves.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #85 on: 04 December, 2010, 01:55:42 pm »
Not a sign you see every day!  and I wonder what happens if you do

http://www.crazyguyonabike.com/doc/page/pic/?o=RrzKj&pic_id=802024&v=0&size=large

Torslanda

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #86 on: 04 December, 2010, 02:15:27 pm »
They explode of course!
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Clandy

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #87 on: 07 December, 2010, 08:26:52 am »

Mr Larrington

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #88 on: 23 December, 2010, 01:15:04 pm »
This one is not Silly, but still made me fell all happy:

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Pingu

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #89 on: 03 February, 2011, 11:09:33 pm »

Salvatore

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #90 on: 04 February, 2011, 09:15:06 am »

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et avec John, excellent lecteur de road-book, on s'en est sortis sans erreur

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #91 on: 24 April, 2011, 10:29:38 pm »

At Chelsea Physic Garden.  Do the mean "fewer common vegetables" perhaps?

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #92 on: 24 April, 2011, 11:18:26 pm »


Salvatore

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #93 on: 04 May, 2011, 09:02:27 am »
On my ride home from the Not A Royal Wedding Camping Weekend, there were a couple of times I wondered if I was taking the most direct route:





or that I'd wandered into some alternative reality:



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The name's origin goes back to the use of the word for the children's game, nowadays spelt tiddlywinks, as rhyming slang for "drinks". The word evolved into slang for a small beershop, according to the Oxford English Dictionary.

Thus Tiddleywink got its name from a cottage in the hamlet that once served beer to passing cattle drovers.


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et avec John, excellent lecteur de road-book, on s'en est sortis sans erreur

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Silly signs
« Reply #94 on: 04 May, 2011, 09:54:22 am »
I was tempted to do a ride through Maryland and Pennsylvania (it wouldn't have been far), but there were arrows on the map persuading me not to. ;D
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Jaded

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #95 on: 04 May, 2011, 09:57:01 am »
By a car park in Bembridge:

"Private Parking
Houseboats only"
It is simpler than it looks.

ravenbait

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #96 on: 04 May, 2011, 12:05:11 pm »
Pay close attention to the toilet pan:


Stick toilet in peril! by Ravenbait, on Flickr

WTF?

Sam

Jules

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #97 on: 05 May, 2011, 08:55:29 pm »


Cardiff Bay wrestles with its Condor problem
Audax on the other hand is almost invisible and thought to be the pastime of Hobbits ....  Fab Foodie

border-rider

Re: Silly signs
« Reply #98 on: 05 May, 2011, 11:24:57 pm »
Elenith riders may have spotted this on the A44 on the way from Rhyader:



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You can learn quite a bit about the history of Llandegley International by putting "Llandegley International Airport" into a search engine such as Google.

 :)

http://www.llandegleyinternational.com/

RJ

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Re: Silly signs
« Reply #99 on: 06 May, 2011, 10:18:14 am »
Not my picture, but:

Norwegian speed bump sign