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LEE

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1725 on: 11 February, 2016, 05:55:04 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 11 February, 2016, 05:48:19 pm
Torysaurus venerabilis Kenneth Clarke has weighed in with "the BMA are a bunch of bolshies", the great twatty.

Live feed from Ken's study....


"The BMA are a bunch of Bolshies"
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1726 on: 11 February, 2016, 07:27:27 pm »
Quote from: Polar Bear on 11 February, 2016, 01:32:37 pm
Jeremy Bastard Hunt and his pack of cronies.   I see this as a deliberate attempt to destabilise the NHS in readiness for privatisation.
James Blunt, a singer m'lud, who has a grip of this Twitter thing says:

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I'm officially handing over my Cockney Rhyming title to @Jeremy_Hunt
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MagnusOpus

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1727 on: 12 February, 2016, 12:37:48 pm »
Quote from: Tim Hall on 11 February, 2016, 07:27:27 pm
Quote from: Polar Bear on 11 February, 2016, 01:32:37 pm
Jeremy Bastard Hunt and his pack of cronies.   I see this as a deliberate attempt to destabilise the NHS in readiness for privatisation.
James Blunt, a singer m'lud, who has a grip of this Twitter thing says:

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I'm officially handing over my Cockney Rhyming title to @Jeremy_Hunt

I think that means James Blunt is off the list, in spite of being a posh boy who writes godawful songs
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Kim

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1728 on: 12 February, 2016, 02:14:14 pm »
Quote from: MagnusOpus on 12 February, 2016, 12:37:48 pm
I think that means James Blunt is off the list, in spite of being a posh boy who writes godawful songs

Indeed.  Mitch Benn may also need to do a rewrite.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1729 on: 12 February, 2016, 03:02:24 pm »
James Blunt, on Twitter, is most enjoyable.  On record, less so.
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Torslanda

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1730 on: 12 February, 2016, 03:38:00 pm »
Quote from: LEE on 11 February, 2016, 05:55:04 pm
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 11 February, 2016, 05:48:19 pm
Torysaurus venerabilis Kenneth Clarke has weighed in with "the BMA are a bunch of bolshies", the great twatty.

Live feed from Ken's study....


"The BMA are a bunch of Bolshies"

"I love my BRICK!"
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VELOMANCER

Quote from: trekker12 on 16 July, 2016, 08:54:33 am
Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

MagnusOpus

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1731 on: 12 February, 2016, 03:52:25 pm »
Quote from: clarion on 12 February, 2016, 03:02:24 pm
James Blunt, on Twitter, is most enjoyable.  On record, less so.

Yeh he does actually seem like a decent bloke really....but until now that hasn't outweighed the grudge I hold against him for horrible but strangely earwormy music on me
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1732 on: 14 February, 2016, 10:31:46 pm »
Stephen Fry, who said that the woman who won the BAFTA for best costume design looked like a bag lady.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1733 on: 15 February, 2016, 10:48:42 am »
Most of Mr Fry's "jokes" last night were A Bit Shit.
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1734 on: 15 February, 2016, 01:45:22 pm »
And she didn't even have a supermarket trolley. Unless she parked it out back. I'm not sure what the formal etiquette is for trolleys at such events.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1735 on: 15 February, 2016, 06:48:19 pm »
Not really in the public eye, but this Swindon ne'er do well stakes a good claim to ST-dom:

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/14277664.Teenager_who_wrote_name_in_court_toilets_must_do_more_unpaid_hours_of_work/
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1736 on: 15 February, 2016, 09:25:07 pm »
Does sound like someone who isn't a shining example of human thought.

Talking of which, Katie Hopkins, for her repulsive comments about Our Jezza.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1737 on: 15 February, 2016, 09:40:39 pm »
Kate Hopkins, or should that be: -

Bile in a bag!          :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick: ...
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jsabine

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1738 on: 18 February, 2016, 02:14:56 am »
"Entrepreneur" Justin Keller
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1739 on: 19 February, 2016, 04:19:48 pm »
"Liberal", no longer secret FBI lackie, John McAfee.
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Riggers

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1740 on: 25 February, 2016, 10:52:15 am »
David Cameron for his personal attack on Jeremy Corbyn's dress sense.

So transparent. Using his Mum as an excuse that: "She'd have said to the honourable gentleman …"

How cowardly and unnecessary.
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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1741 on: 25 February, 2016, 10:59:52 am »
Typical twat boy behaviour. Very demeaning I thought.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1742 on: 25 February, 2016, 01:26:39 pm »
Jeremy loses points for not just replying "Your mum" though.
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Bledlow

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1743 on: 25 February, 2016, 04:03:41 pm »
Ah, but don't forget that Cameron is not the only privately-educated bloke in this exchange. Jeremy's also one, though to a lesser degree.
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1744 on: 25 February, 2016, 04:31:39 pm »
Is there anyone who isn't public schooled and fully PPEd who can actually listen to PMQ without feeling an acute sense of embarrassment at the entire braying charade?

In other news, Cameron behaves like the smarmy over-privileged snob that he is. At least at my school we'd have beaten the crap out of him. Probably why he hates state education.
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1745 on: 25 February, 2016, 04:33:30 pm »
Quote from: ian on 25 February, 2016, 04:31:39 pm
Is there anyone who isn't public schooled and fully PPEd who can actually listen to PMQ without feeling an acute sense of embarrassment at the entire braying charade?
Me

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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1746 on: 25 February, 2016, 06:35:52 pm »
Quote from: ian on 25 February, 2016, 04:31:39 pm
Is there anyone who isn't public schooled and fully PPEd who can actually listen to PMQ without feeling an acute sense of embarrassment at the entire braying charade?

In other news, Cameron behaves like the smarmy over-privileged snob that he is. At least at my school we'd have beaten the crap out of him. Probably why he hates state education.

We'd have beaten the crap out of him at my (public) school as well.  He'd be intimately acquainted with the inside of the U-bend too.
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MagnusOpus

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1747 on: 26 February, 2016, 10:25:50 am »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 25 February, 2016, 06:35:52 pm
Quote from: ian on 25 February, 2016, 04:31:39 pm
Is there anyone who isn't public schooled and fully PPEd who can actually listen to PMQ without feeling an acute sense of embarrassment at the entire braying charade?

In other news, Cameron behaves like the smarmy over-privileged snob that he is. At least at my school we'd have beaten the crap out of him. Probably why he hates state education.

We'd have beaten the crap out of him at my (public) school as well.  He'd be intimately acquainted with the inside of the U-bend too.

Instead of being intimately acquainted with the inside of a dead pigs mouth?  :)
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1748 on: 24 March, 2016, 05:03:04 pm »
John Whittingdale, Culture Secretary, lying liar and Twat.
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mcshroom

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1749 on: 25 March, 2016, 09:16:39 pm »
I think the Crabb that replaced IDS is making his first appearance. I'd bet it won't be the last:-

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People with brain tumours, motor neurone disease, Parkinson’s disease and a number of other conditions are “able to work”, new work and pensions secretary Stephen Crabb has said.

Mr Crabb made the comments the day before he replaced Iain Duncan Smith
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/work-pensions-secretary-stephen-crabb-disability-able-fit-a6951946.html
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