Author Topic: Super-Twat (Read 896823 times)

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5500 on:** 12 April, 2022, 10:07:26 am »

Seems she’s got into a verbal catfight with TV's Kirstie Allsopp too. Bring popcorn and [“Removed to save mind bleach” – The Invigilator].

ElyDave · « **Reply #5501 on:** 12 April, 2022, 10:15:11 am »

Quote from: ian on 12 April, 2022, 09:59:48 am

MadNad's most recent Twitter claim included the words 'food doesn't grow on trees.'

Except it didn't, as it was fake, but let's face it, it would have been one of her more reasoned recent comments.

Well, she's partly right, but mostly wrong as always. And I'm sure she didn't intend to be only partly stupid

rogerzilla · « **Reply #5502 on:** 12 April, 2022, 10:42:07 am »

Now that would be proper reality TV. Mad Nad and Kirstie Allsopp with nunchucks, in a paddling pool of lime jelly.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5503 on:** 12 April, 2022, 11:03:13 am »

Bethany (11): U disgust me! Smash teh patriarky!!1!

citoyen · « **Reply #5504 on:** 12 April, 2022, 11:10:46 am »

Quote from: ian on 12 April, 2022, 09:59:48 am

MadNad's most recent Twitter claim included the words 'food doesn't grow on trees.'

Except it didn't, as it was fake, but let's face it, it would have been one of her more reasoned recent comments.

I saw that and had to think long and hard before deciding it was probably fake, which was later confirmed by Full Fact. That's the problem with Dorries - it has to be something *extremely* idiotic before you'll question whether or not she might have actually said it.

Zipperhead · « **Reply #5505 on:** 12 April, 2022, 02:54:53 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 12 April, 2022, 10:42:07 am

Now that would be proper reality TV. Mad Nad and Kirstie Allsopp with nunchucks, in a paddling pool of lime jelly.

I'd pay to watch that - private box natch.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #5506 on:** 12 April, 2022, 07:20:45 pm »

Fabricant for his attempt to divert attention from the habitual crook and all round vile mega super twat johnson and onto nurses and teachers. What fabricant forgets is that these people worked to keep the nation going whilst the tories simply partied.

Edit:

Sorry, the tories simply partied presumably celebrating how much taxpayer money they'd shovelled off into their own and their cronies pockets. Just my opinion mind ...

pumpkin · « **Reply #5507 on:** 16 April, 2022, 07:38:11 pm »

Patel /Johnson for the Rwanda scheme. Better they lawyer up now because it will run and run. No doubt involving loss of life, corrupt politicians both here and Africa.

Beardy · « **Reply #5508 on:** 16 April, 2022, 11:39:59 pm »

I’m sure that taking former politicians to task re:their actions who’ll in office, is soon to become illegal

fd3 · « **Reply #5509 on:** 16 April, 2022, 11:50:23 pm »

I don’t believe that the police investigate crimes that have happened in the past.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5510 on:** 17 April, 2022, 12:15:55 pm »

A welcome return to the ranks of the Super-Twat Army for prize dick Calvin Robinson who, improbable as it may sound, is in training for the Anglican priesthood. Except – onoz – his progress has been blocked by the high heidyins of the church because he is insufficiently woke and has a gig at Gammon Broadcasting^TM. Fancy a Christian denomination being in favour of being alert to social injustices! Natch he has been defended by the likes of porridge fangrrl and self-confessed jellybean Isabel Talkshitte, who clearly wasn’t paying attention in those div. lessons that dealt with J Christ being, well, woke

Honourable mention for haunted pencil and member for Salem Witchtrial Jacob Grease-Smugg, merely for tweeting:

Quote

Christ is risen, Alleluia. He is risen indeed, Alleluia, Alleluia.

Joak about sourdough starters goes here ==>

Pingu · « **Reply #5511 on:** 17 April, 2022, 09:36:07 pm »

The far-right dishonourable member for the 17th century also reckons that the Rwanda asylum plan is ‘almost Easter story of redemption’.

hellymedic · « **Reply #5512 on:** 17 April, 2022, 09:42:55 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 17 April, 2022, 12:15:55 pm

A welcome return to the ranks of the Super-Twat Army for prize dick Calvin Robinson who, improbable as it may sound, is in training for the Anglican priesthood. Except – onoz – his progress has been blocked by the high heidyins of the church because he is insufficiently woke and has a gig at Gammon Broadcasting^TM. Fancy a Christian denomination being in favour of being alert to social injustices! Natch he has been defended by the likes of porridge fangrrl and self-confessed jellybean Isabel Talkshitte, who clearly wasn’t paying attention in those div. lessons that dealt with J Christ being, well, woke

Honourable mention for haunted pencil and member for Salem Witchtrial Jacob Grease-Smugg, merely for tweeting:

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Christ is risen, Alleluia. He is risen indeed, Alleluia, Alleluia.
Joak about sourdough starters goes here ==>

Facebook is full of joaks like this

ElyDave · « **Reply #5513 on:** 17 April, 2022, 09:56:16 pm »

Quote from: fd3 on 16 April, 2022, 11:50:23 pm

I don’t believe that the police investigate crimes that have happened in the past.

All crimes have happened in the past. Are you saying the police investigate 0% of crimes?

Beardy · « **Reply #5514 on:** 18 April, 2022, 12:55:10 am »

Quote from: ElyDave on 17 April, 2022, 09:56:16 pm

Quote from: fd3 on 16 April, 2022, 11:50:23 pm
I don’t believe that the police investigate crimes that have happened in the past.

All crimes have happened in the past. Are you saying the police investigate 0% of crimes?

It’s a reference to the Mets initial response to being asked to investigate partygate, they claimed as it was in the past they wouldn’t be investigating…

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5515 on:** 18 April, 2022, 02:49:21 am »

It was actually Midair Bacon who claimed that:

Quote from: Dominic Raabid

The police don't normally look back and investigate things that have taken place a year ago

Proving that:
1. He’s an idiot, and
b) He never watched Waking The Dead

Pingu · « **Reply #5516 on:** 19 April, 2022, 12:00:12 am »

Colossal Bell End.

Piers Morgan compares himself to Nelson Mandela
TV presenter says his battle for ‘free speech’ is similar to ex-South African leader’s struggle against apartheid

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5517 on:** 19 April, 2022, 07:19:31 pm »

That slimy little shite Conor Burns is at it again defending Bloody Stupid Johnson. Apparently misleading Parliament is OK if ~~you're not Amber Rudderless~~ you (pretend you) don’t know you’re doing it. Even TV's Cathy Newman was finding hard to land a glove on the horrible twat.

hatler · « **Reply #5518 on:** 20 April, 2022, 04:51:16 pm »

Piers Moron Morgan (CBE) on The Media Show on R4 right now, proving, beyond all reasonable doubt, that his honorific and permanent position here is thoroughly deserved.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5519 on:** 21 April, 2022, 02:56:16 pm »

Everyone's favourite colossal bellend* is, apparently, a lying liar who tells lies.

* Piers “Morgan” Moron, of course. Who did you think I meant

spesh · « **Reply #5520 on:** 21 April, 2022, 03:11:07 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 21 April, 2022, 02:56:16 pm

Everyone's favourite colossal bellend* is, apparently, a lying liar who tells lies.

* Piers “Morgan” Moron, of course. Who did you think I meant

OTOH, Piers Morgan (CBE) is being accused of lying by Donald Trump (BYBE*) - someone whose relationship with the truth is... tangential, to say the least.

<Godzilla> Dr. Ichiro Serizawa: Let them fight. </Godzilla>

* Bigly Yuge Bell End

andrewc · « **Reply #5521 on:** 22 April, 2022, 08:30:37 pm »

Rees-Mogg has been trying to cheer up the proles in the civil service. https://twitter.com/dinosofos/status/1517561184072962048

pumpkin · « **Reply #5522 on:** 23 April, 2022, 05:50:12 pm »

Thanks Mogg. Your inspiring notes would really make me want to rush back to the hutch

Canardly · « **Reply #5523 on:** 23 April, 2022, 06:16:27 pm »

That is all about property investment returns and train fares. Nothing to do with efficiency.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #5524 on:** 23 April, 2022, 07:09:57 pm »

If I worked there and found a note from that arsehole on my desk I'd stay away even more. He might turn up but from what I can see he does nothing of any significance of importance for his bloated remuneration.