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meddyg

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Caption it #1916
« on: 08 December, 2021, 07:05:08 pm »


(not sure why the 'Ladybird' have tickled my fancy) = not a caption
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #1 on: 08 December, 2021, 07:09:48 pm »
The UCI suspected the Police Cycling Team's chaincase and headlamp were conferring an unfair aero advantage.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #2 on: 08 December, 2021, 07:40:36 pm »
The Drug Squad's attempt to infiltrate the pro pelican was not entirely successful
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Nuncio

Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #3 on: 08 December, 2021, 07:41:52 pm »
- I'm sure there's a quotation from The Third Policeman I could drop in here
- 'Is it about about a bicycle?'
- Almost definitely.
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meddyg

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #4 on: 08 December, 2021, 09:40:33 pm »
'Ladybird' editors go with this text

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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #5 on: 08 December, 2021, 11:02:46 pm »
PC Fetherstonhaugh's toilet bag meant he could cycle several hundred miles without stopping.
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Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #6 on: 08 December, 2021, 11:38:56 pm »
How on earth can we tell whether his chain is slack or not?
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #7 on: 08 December, 2021, 11:53:19 pm »
Quote from: Jaded on 08 December, 2021, 11:02:46 pm
PC Fetherstonhaugh's toilet bag meant he could cycle several hundred miles without stopping.

Ai can assure you that he is in no way related to me! ~ Syrah Poulidor-Featherstonehaugh (Mrs)
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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #8 on: 09 December, 2021, 12:30:59 am »
Primary Position is to the right of the centre white line.

Stuff the Highway Code; for it is for those Monstrous Cissies that wish to mess with The Empire.
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T42

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #9 on: 09 December, 2021, 02:23:50 pm »
(Not a caption): 1950s 2-speed Hercules with the gear lever on the crossbar?  The Inlaw Paw used to have one.
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Peter

Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #10 on: 09 December, 2021, 08:16:24 pm »
If that's the one with the elliptical wheels, yes!
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T42

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #11 on: 10 December, 2021, 10:20:48 am »
Could well be.  They used to have bikes like that in Lightwater Valley.
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Lightning Phil

Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #12 on: 10 December, 2021, 01:03:51 pm »
Unbeknownst to the policeman the suspect was riding round the world.  They’d be away from their beat for some time.
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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #13 on: 20 December, 2021, 09:22:36 pm »
"I Am Fucking Smiling!".
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rogerzilla

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Re: Caption it #1916
« Reply #14 on: 09 January, 2022, 08:12:57 pm »
The text is very disturbing.  Piggy Patel's dream.  "You don't look like you're from around here.  Off to the deportation camp with you."
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