My dear sir, you have a lovely, if
SHOUTY bike. And you ride very quickly with style and grace. I am pleased by the support for Herne Hill your cap evidences, and I loved the insouciance you demonstrated by whistling as I passed, then storming away at speed. From the repeated pattern, I get the idea you were just having lots of fun on the way to work, and you always gave space as you overtook. And you actually stopped
behind the line at every red light you encountered.
I was about to comment on all these positives, when you did
that. And, oh,
that as well. OK, now you've cleaned the tubes, you should be OK, but you did it all again at the next stop, then on the move. Flipping heck, sir, if you need to get rid of so much mucus via every orifice, you should be in a TB ward. I have a chest infection (as ever
), but I'm not repaving the streets of Sarf Landan with slime.
Just stop it, and I can go back to admiring your cool instead.