Hmm well I should probably start with it being a lemon - a bitter one in fact. I've got a very 'Charlie Brooker' attitude towards most stuff, hence the "bitter lemon"...
The oversized muscly legs are because my legs are totally out of proportion with the rest of my body. I suppose I've got the classic cyclist physique - incredibly skinny upper half (despite the amount of cake I eat
) and huge legs. The oversized triceps for the same reason - I don't know why but they're out of proportion to all the other muscles on my upper half.
The socks - I'm known for my colourful socks (which are totally at odds with the Charlie Brookeresque outlook, I guess).
The huge eyebrows because I have hugeeee eyebrows, and constantly go on about how much I hate them. They remind me of two slugs attached to my forehead.
The stickyup tuft of brown hair because my hair insists on sticking up on top, ala Burt from Sesame Street.
Oh, and the bike, for obvious reasons.
In reality I actually look like this:
Excuse the tired gormless looking expression - the photo was taken at a friend's 18th rather early in the morning.
