Well I think I can rather echo Rabbit's post, definitely a ride of 2 halves.
A weird one too. I think I must have been on a different route to everyone else as this was just about my most solitary audax of all time. Was I the only one who went via the Newport flats and Caldicot? It's just about the only reason I can think of as to why I ended up more or less at the back of the field (not Lantern rouge I think but it was very nearly a 12 hour ride in the end).
I followed a couple of Ajax people on the non-official route to the A48 at the beginning but they were bimbling and chatting a bit too much for me so I went ahead and basically saw noone else until Tim and friend helped me out with a puncture with about 17 miles to Malmesbury - thanks both. I used the Caldicot route as I was on my own and that was what was programmed into the GPS. Turned out nice, it was lovely, weather was fine, quite windy but dry and sunny and the scenery was lovely. This lasted a long time. Until Slimbridge.
Despite averaging about 15 mph all the way to Malmerbury (and nearly 18 to Severn View Services where I controlled) when I arrived at Malmesbury nearly everybody had been and gone
So thus far a fine ride but I have a feeling I'd ridden a lot further than others as the organiser had suggested by email that we take the A48 all the way to Chepstow.
So I was in fine mood when I left Slimbridge and then the long awaited storm hit with a vengeance. It was bad getting to the bridge on the way back but this was just a wee taster of - yes - the horror to come.
The cross winds that had been bothersome (and possibly dangerous to lighter riders than moi) on the long drag after Malmesbury turned into gale force gusts straight in the face and just destroyed the the soul and totally drained all the energy I had left. By the time I got to Newport I'd been through a bad place that I haven't been in since my 400 last year. I recognise the symptoms now so I was stopping on occasion to resupply the reserves with my Soreen maltloaf and this worked for a while and I thought myself out of a bad patch. However my mental recovery was mysteriously coincident with a lull in the storm. When the storm came back it came back :-(. I swear the worst gusts were timed by the evil-god to coincide with the lower end of each climb on the A48 so that it removed all my momentum. I was at times in my lowest gear even on descents just to crawl along at snails pace.
I decided with about 12 miles to go that I needed a proper chill in a coffee shop so I stopped at a garage expecting a coffee machine but instead was presented with a Tesco metro. As soon as I went outside with my croissants and milkshake the deluge REALLY started. They did revive my legs but the remainder of the journey was absolutely horrendous and proper dangerous at times. Do FUCKING ARSEHOLE (sorry still mad) drivers only come out in the wet or something? I had at least three run ins with morons who'd rather risk your life that find a use for the middle pedal. Particularly infuriating was one guy pulling out of his car park who blantantly saw me crossing his exit but sorry mate IDGAF - he drove out without slowing and only evasive action saved me from being mown down
I was by this point in the mood for kicking the crap out of some moron and I wasn't very far away from acting on this as he (of course) ended up immediately stuck at lights with me close behind.
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Repeated advice on these Cardiff Audaxes has always been - if it's dark and you don't feel safe on the laney route home, feel free to take the A48 instead. I personally struggle to think of a more bloody dangerous road than the A48 at that time of night on a Saturday. It's bloody lethal and I've never been so close to dealing out violence to selected car drivers. It's very hard to chillax in conditions like that and I do have a bit of a short fuse anyway.
Anyway, 3/4 of the ride was excellent
and of course it's mostly my own fault for choosing to ride when it was no surprise that a major storm was going to hit. We were really pretty lucky it wasn't like the weather at the end all day.
Thanks very much to Ritchie for organising.
I never want to ride in conditions like that again but I've done it before and said that before
I borrowed MarcusJB's unfunnometer(TM) for the last stretch and it definitely went up to 11 today at times.
At least my bike behaved today - thanks to Flatus' fettling on Dr Foster's Winter Warmer the old skipping chain problem has vanished. I don't count the puncture - that just happens.
I shall chill out now - promise
My (and I presume pretty much every other rider I guess) character has been well and truly built today.