There you go
Right....I'm up for this.
Same blue as "Scotland Cycle jersey"" at
clicky, plain shirt with overlaid image as depicted - no faffing please. Maxed size front & rear, so about 15cm square image?
Jersey (~£32+p&p) or Jacket (~£45+p&p), subject to quantities.
MIN ORDER 15 (of each text type) REQD - I count expression of interest for 8 Audax & 1 Fixie in the thread so far...
Sizes: S (34"-36" chest), M (36"-38"), L (38"-40"), XL (40"-42") & XXL (42"-44") - anything more, I'll need to ask.
You can have "Fixiespotting", or, in deference to RZ's mum, the (cleaned) "Audaxspotting" as below, subject to relevant quantities being reached.
If there's enough interest, I'll order next Fri.
P.
(Tarted text)
Choose life. Choose audaxing. Choose mudguards. Choose Brooks. Choose a 'ucking big saddlebag, choose a map trap, choose route sheets, choose XR, RB, S/O and dynamos. Choose rain, wind, sleet and snow. Choose the only type of bike that never gets stolen. Choose Sudocrem. Choose a lucky hat and a gilet that went out of fashion in the 1980s. Choose flapjacks in a range of strange chemical flavours. Choose a 600 and wonder what the hell you're doing up a Welsh mountain in the dark. Choose sitting in a village hall trying not to make eye contact with your mind-numbing, spirit crushing fellow riders, drinking orange juice out of a Tetrapak. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, babbling about the 50/50 rule in some urine-soaked bus shelter, nothing more than an embarrassment to the farking sportives they spawned to replace you.