Author Topic: Super-Twat (Read 881929 times)

mrcharly-YHT · « **Reply #5750 on:** 30 June, 2022, 10:07:30 am »

Quote from: slowfen on 30 June, 2022, 09:56:57 am

Bernie Ecclestone

Wow. First class moron and S-T.

rafletcher · « **Reply #5751 on:** 30 June, 2022, 10:09:12 am »

I think that qualifies as Mega-twattery.

Giraffe · « **Reply #5752 on:** 30 June, 2022, 10:13:43 am »

That well-known ST Matt Hancock studied PPE at Oxford - didn't learn much, I feel.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #5753 on:** 30 June, 2022, 10:15:10 am »

A classic fascist double header. Praising Putin then telling Sir Lewis to get over the discrimination that the likes of Ecclestone throw at him and others every single day.

I don't do hate as a rule but there is a special cauldron of hate in my heart for people who deny discrimation of any kind in such a dismissive way. May Ecclestone and his nasty ilk burn in eternity.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5754 on:** 30 June, 2022, 11:07:15 am »

Oh dear, Bernard. You really have confirmed our suspicions. With fondant icing and a candle on the top. Get in the fucking trebuchet.

spesh · « **Reply #5755 on:** 30 June, 2022, 12:01:23 pm »

Bernie Eccle$$$tone seems to be on a bit of a roll, given that he was arrested late last month trying to board a flight to Switzerland with an unlicenced (and Ecclestone-scale) handgun in his luggage.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/may/26/former-formula-one-chief-bernie-ecclestone-arrested-in-brazil-for-carrying-gun-motor-sport

ElyDave · « **Reply #5756 on:** 30 June, 2022, 12:48:02 pm »

Wot's 'e done now? Had a quick look at the beeb, couldn't see anything. Not that I'm surprised to see him here

hatler · « **Reply #5757 on:** 30 June, 2022, 12:52:47 pm »

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jun/30/bernie-ecclestone-id-take-a-bullet-for-putin-formula-one-good-morning-britain-interview

spesh · « **Reply #5758 on:** 30 June, 2022, 12:55:51 pm »

Quote from: hatler on 30 June, 2022, 12:52:47 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jun/30/bernie-ecclestone-id-take-a-bullet-for-putin-formula-one-good-morning-britain-interview

Given the state of Russia's armed forces in Ukraine, was that wise of him to say that?

"Dear Comrade Bernard Sidneyvych,

Fraternal greetings!

You are hearby invited to report to the Donetsk recruitment office by July 15th 2022 at the latest.

Love and hugs,

Vova"

Andy64 · « **Reply #5759 on:** 30 June, 2022, 12:56:55 pm »

Quote from: ElyDave on 30 June, 2022, 12:48:02 pm

Wot's 'e done now? Had a quick look at the beeb, couldn't see anything. Not that I'm surprised to see him here

Bernie Eccleston - "I'd still take a bullet for Putin, because he's a first class person... & a sensible person"

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1542403079223623680?s=20&t=S4N19GfRdVULKayoh8UfqA

Beardy · « **Reply #5760 on:** 01 July, 2022, 11:36:05 am »

I think young Master Verstapen is looking for a listing in these hallowed pages after he came out in support of Piquet Sr. Apparent Nelly isn’t racist at all, and what’s more some of his best friends are n****

That last bit minty t contain lie.

rafletcher · « **Reply #5761 on:** 01 July, 2022, 11:39:50 am »

Quote from: Beardy on 01 July, 2022, 11:36:05 am

I think young Master Verstapen is looking for a listing in these hallowed pages after he came out in support of Piquet Sr. Apparent Nelly isn’t racist at all, and what’s more some of his best friends are n****

That last bit minty t contain lie.

Yebbut his paramour is a certain Miss Piquet, so that might explain his.... ambivalence shall we say?

fd3 · « **Reply #5762 on:** 03 July, 2022, 01:01:38 am »

2/3 of the US Supreme Court.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5763 on:** 07 July, 2022, 07:09:40 pm »

No, Dr Rose de Geus of Reading University. Theresa May was not “put in charge” of Brexit. She wasn’t “put in charge” of anything. She campaigned vigorously for the job. Stop trying to make her sound like a victim.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #5764 on:** 07 July, 2022, 08:53:43 pm »

I am always amused when an apparently intelligent and well qualified academic demonstrates that qualifications only tell half of the story.

Pedaldog. · « **Reply #5765 on:** 07 July, 2022, 10:38:05 pm »

It's the difference between "Educated" and "Intelligent", innit?

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5766 on:** 08 July, 2022, 10:31:44 am »

Petronella Wyatt: come on down! We already knew you were dangerously lacking in critical judgment because you had (presumably consensual) sexual relations with the concussed musk ox in an ill-fitting suit who does Prime Minister impressions on the telly, but now you write:

Quote from: One of Bloody Stupid Johnson's many extra-marital squeezes

Boris will never resign. He thinks he has a God given right to rule in perpetuity. This is going to be long, drawn out and very bad for the Tory Party and the country. There will be no government, as every minute of the day will be devoted to saving Boris.

Note the order of the phrase wot I have emboldened. Putting the needs of the Tory Party above those of the country is exactly why we're in this fucking mess in the first place, you whirling heap of batshite! It's what Spam^TM-hued pig-botherer Cameron did. Hence Brexit. Hence Bloody Stupid Johnson in Number Ten. Get in the fucking sea!

rafletcher · « **Reply #5767 on:** 08 July, 2022, 09:36:08 pm »

Out new Education Minister, Andrea Jenkyns.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5768 on:** 08 July, 2022, 10:13:23 pm »

Jenkyns has previous. See for e.g.

Quote

Oh mister Wokeman, We will continue to take a stand against you and your anti-Britsh (sic), anti-free speech agenda. Socialism is not the answer and time will demonstrate what a real idiot you are! #ProBrexit, #ProBoris, #ProTrump

aimed at ~~TV's~~ Radio's James O'Brien. I'm sure there was at least one more Brexit-related toes-meet-teeth moment but the Search wossname in here being what it is...

ian · « **Reply #5769 on:** 09 July, 2022, 02:11:05 am »

Mad Nad has competition it seems. How did it get this grim?

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5770 on:** 09 July, 2022, 10:58:02 am »

Mad Nad is but the tip of an iceberg of Stupid. A veritable Rampart Berg of incompetence, brainlessness and toe-curling embarrassment.

Beardy · « **Reply #5771 on:** 09 July, 2022, 11:17:41 am »

I’ve just read that the squatter gets to nominate a resignation honours list! That should be fun. Dame Nads?

nicknack · « **Reply #5772 on:** 09 July, 2022, 11:27:22 am »

He'll take the piss, as usual. There'll be a whole bunch of people he expects to sponge off in the future.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5773 on:** 09 July, 2022, 11:42:03 am »

I for one would like to listen in to Missis Kwin’s reaction when she receives the list. But at least shoving Mad Nad off to the Lords would:

remove practically any chance of her ever being PM, and
allow the honest burghers of Mid-~~Narnia~~ Bedfordshire the chance to elect an MP who isn’t a moonhowling thick-o

Giraffe · « **Reply #5774 on:** 09 July, 2022, 04:06:22 pm »

Quote from: Beardy on 09 July, 2022, 11:17:41 am

I’ve just read that the squatter gets to nominate a resignation honours list! That should be fun. Dame Nads?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/08/boris-johnsons-resignation-honours-list-sneak-peak