Oh dear, I fear the end is nigh for "I'm a Celeb"; this year's haul of Z-listers look far too well adjusted (*). I'm guessing even your thickest Playboy bunny who has never left the confines of LA has now heard about the show and has sufficient common sense to give it a swerve if they've the slightest inkling they haven't the stomach for an emu's bollocks tastefully served on a bed of camel pubes. Therefore the "celebrities" who have taken the king's £100k (allegedly) know what they're in for and know they're up for it. We could be in for a boring 3 weeks.
My money is on Yvette or Duncan to take the crown. I have a nasty suspicion that Chris Ewbank won't prove to be a complete knob and will win the nation's heart against all the odds. If anyone's flagging career gets relaunched on a tide of bat puke it will be his. Of course I'm probably completely wrong - what do you think?
Oh by the way, Google Lady Colin Campbell, she spent her early childhood as a boy due to a birth defect!
(*) This is not an everyday measure. By the standards of Z-listers they are "normal"
