.. or things they'll probably never say. Keep it light, some people may be more sensitive than you.
Maladict(a): 'I think these GPS things are overrated'.
John Spooner: 'So I set off with the lead group and after a while, looked round to see that I'd ridden them off my wheel. Thank goodness for that, I thought, I won't be pestered for tales of the old days'.
PaulD: 'I don't think I'll bother with 200s any more, I just love these longer rides' [A bit unfair because he seemed to be having fun on the BCM]
Teethgrinder: 'What? 200km? On a pushbike?'