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andygates · « **on:** 28 April, 2008, 01:14:49 pm »

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rogerzilla · « **Reply #1 on:** 28 April, 2008, 01:22:19 pm »

No-one was taking any chances with those Swindon bike thieves.

road-runner · « **Reply #2 on:** 28 April, 2008, 01:35:40 pm »

Deuteronomy 8:7 says, "For the LORD thy God bringeth thee into a good land, a land of Brooks ..."

Zipperhead · « **Reply #3 on:** 28 April, 2008, 01:39:42 pm »

The turnout was good at Sheldon's funeral.

Regulator · « **Reply #4 on:** 28 April, 2008, 01:53:54 pm »

Quote from: road-runner on 28 April, 2008, 01:35:40 pm

Deuteronomy 5:7 says, "For the LORD thy God bringeth thee into a good land, a land of Brooks ..."

POTD methinks...

clarion · « **Reply #5 on:** 28 April, 2008, 02:48:01 pm »

Gene Robinson was taking no chances, having an escort for his quick getaway.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #6 on:** 28 April, 2008, 04:23:56 pm »

The Sermon on the Dismount.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 April, 2008, 04:25:40 pm »

And the Lord Spoke in the Land of Tyre...

Wowbagger · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 April, 2008, 04:42:27 pm »

Isn't that Bloody Clarkson in the yellow top?

clarion · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 April, 2008, 04:55:19 pm »

Quote from: wowbagger on 28 April, 2008, 04:25:40 pm

And the Lord Spoke in the Land of Tyre...

clarion · « **Reply #10 on:** 28 April, 2008, 04:57:14 pm »

The vicar liked an occasional round of spot the trike

clarion · « **Reply #11 on:** 28 April, 2008, 04:59:20 pm »

yACF members having misheard talk of a 'rood screen'

Regulator · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 April, 2008, 05:03:56 pm »

Mr Legg's design for the new bike shelter was considered a little OTT by some...

clarion · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 April, 2008, 05:11:47 pm »

Aisle ensure this is apse-olutely my last nave-ish pun. I'll try and altar my ways.

clarion · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 April, 2008, 05:12:33 pm »

Jeremiah 15:12 - '...the Northern iron and the steel.'?

Cyclops · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 April, 2008, 05:41:02 pm »

The vicar regretted his decision to allow his church to be used as an info control on the local 200km audax. The fast group drained the font in no time.

Pingu · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 April, 2008, 09:41:40 pm »

Forgive me Father, for I have Schwinn

hazeii · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 April, 2008, 10:20:29 pm »

"Jeremian 15:12? What sort of a gear is that, FFS?"

And lo, thou shalt not swear even by insinuation, and thus a great bolt of lightning did spear down to smite the rider next closest to the altar.

Then did a mighty voice spake from the heaven, and the words were justly engraved for all time upon a stone tablet.

"B*ST*RD! I can't BELIEVE I missed! Especially as that c*nt's on a f*cking Marin!"

Jon P · « **Reply #18 on:** 28 April, 2008, 10:55:16 pm »

"And I say unto Ye, that when two-score and 10 cyclists are gathered together in my name ... it's a bloody SAT NAV ERROR - now get out, the lot of you!"

spesh · « **Reply #19 on:** 30 April, 2008, 12:44:31 am »

Quote from: hazeii on 28 April, 2008, 10:20:29 pm

"Jeremian 15:12? What sort of a gear is that, FFS?"

And lo, thou shalt not swear even by insinuation, and thus a great bolt of lightning did spear down to smite the rider next closest to the altar.

Then did a mighty voice spake from the heaven, and the words were justly engraved for all time upon a stone tablet.

"B*ST*RD! I can't BELIEVE I missed! Especially as that c*nt's on a f*cking Marin!"

ROFLMAO

spesh · « **Reply #20 on:** 30 April, 2008, 01:24:05 am »

Not my own work, but highly appropriate...

Lord, I am a cyclist.

Hear me pray.

I am just a lowly cyclist
I have freakishly big legs and no chest
But Lord please hear my prayer
I have a few requests

Let us pray

I. O Lord, give me fitness
For getting up the hills
I don’t know why I haven’t gotten faster
With my new bike, heart monitor and magic pills
I know what need to work on
It’s my sprinting, (and climbing, flats and downhills), I hear
I promise I’ll start training
I promise, for sure, next year

Let us pray

II. O Lord, grant me harmony
With my significant other
Those personal relationships
Can really be quite a bother
While I understand the problem
It should never interfere
With what we all know is important:
Riding, racing, and gear.
(For us single people:
Lord find me a (girl/guy) who rides
Who is hot, and faster than my ex
Or at least someone who’ll let me take off riding
And come back and still get sex)

Let us pray

III. O Lord, give me definition
In my calves and in my thighs
And grant me clearer vision
When lactic acid clouds my eyes
And for my eyes give me shades
That I wear even in dark weather
I give me lots of clingy lycra
(In fluorescent euro colours, I think it makes my bum look better)

Let us pray

IV. O Lord, give me titanium
For the lightness that it brings
And carbon fibre, and 11 cogs
And new suspension fork springs
And disc brakes, and custom wheels
And one hundred pound chainrings
And see me through my bankruptcy
When I buy too many things

Let us pray

V. And in conclusion, Lord please forgive me
When I’m dropped off the back or sucking wheel
Or when I crash in a stupid way
Like when I had that banana I was trying to peel
Or when I block people in the singletrack
(Is all that cursing for real?)
I’m trying. I’m getting better.

Now hurry up and give me a new bike.

Copyright 2001, The Cycling Source

agagisgroovy · « **Reply #21 on:** 01 May, 2008, 08:35:21 am »

Give us today our daily bread....
But as we're cyclists, we'd prefer flapjacks.

mike · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 May, 2008, 09:55:48 am »

thats pretty extreme fairie appeasement

spesh · « **Reply #23 on:** 02 May, 2008, 12:06:32 am »

The lady with the red handlebar tape suddenly felt nervous - she was the sole non-Campagnologist at the service.