I have a feeling Nuncio knows this already and is being slightly mischievous.
Like Mornington Crescent, you're not really supposed to spoil the fun by explaining how it works.
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But those post-Tour criteria are dying out. Surhuisterveen used to be 10 or 11 days after the last stage in Paris. Nowadays it is on the second day after the finish, because there came room for that in the schedule.
So every year I am tempted to cycle the 10 mile to Surhuisterveen and watch for awhile, and endure the accompanying village fête as well, because it will probably be all gone during my life time. Getting too old for blind admiration though, let alone crowds.