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Super-Twat
« Reply #2725 on: 14 December, 2017, 11:03:49 pm »
Isn't she just quoting (paraphrasing?) the head of the LFB?

Are you suggesting the LFB is saying fire puts out water????

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« Reply #2726 on: 14 December, 2017, 11:10:45 pm »
Ah, I corrected the error in my head when reading that and didn't notice. Hardly Super-Twat territory, though, is it?

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« Reply #2727 on: 15 December, 2017, 12:31:23 am »
And besides, anyone in her office could have tweeted that...

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« Reply #2728 on: 15 December, 2017, 12:39:54 am »
Ah, I corrected the error in my head when reading that and didn't notice. Hardly Super-Twat territory, though, is it?

I didn't notice this error initially either!

Agree is not Super-Twat territory.

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« Reply #2729 on: 15 December, 2017, 12:45:15 am »
FCC chairman Ajit Pai is in with a good shout, and he's up there with Piers Morgan (Colossal Bell End) in being a Colossal Bell End, to boot.

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-usa-internet/u-s-regulators-ditch-net-neutrality-rules-as-legal-battles-loom-idUKKBN1E81HK

https://gizmodo.com/ajit-pai-thinks-youre-stupid-enough-to-buy-this-crap-1821277398
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« Reply #2730 on: 15 December, 2017, 08:14:31 am »
The Daily Heil appears to have replaced Hatey Kopkins as front page rabble-rouser with her exact male equivalent, Richard Littlejohn.  I thought he'd dissolved in his own vitriol years ago.
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« Reply #2731 on: 15 December, 2017, 09:48:43 am »
Dear Gods, is Smellyface still doing the same shtick about broken BRITAIN from inside a gated community in the high-crime drainage ditch otherwise known as Florida?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2732 on: 15 December, 2017, 10:17:50 am »
Cloaca Littlejohn.
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« Reply #2733 on: 16 December, 2017, 03:11:33 pm »
Nigel 'Skint' Farridge.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2734 on: 16 December, 2017, 07:54:21 pm »
Venice Allan/Allen/various other names.

You express your hopes that a teenager might commit suicide after stalking them everywhere, turn up at an event they are at and distribute hate speech leaflets, and then complain when you are asked to leave? FOAD!
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« Reply #2735 on: 16 December, 2017, 08:01:00 pm »
Nigel 'Skint' Farridge.

Hmmm.  £4million Chelsea pad and a hefty EU salary.  Perhaps he's 'skint' because he's been caught out and has to pay two lots of child maintenance now.

The super mega sleaze twat supported Roy Moore too.  Not an ounce of morality in the twat.     

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« Reply #2736 on: 16 December, 2017, 09:02:11 pm »
Take a bow, David Morris.  Tory MP for Morecambe & Lunesdale, expenses fiddler and now proponent of the theory that reports of the effects of poverty from GPs and schools in his constituency are (a fabricated) part of a Momentum-driven smear campaign against him.  Critical comments on his Farcebok page are deleted and the poster blocked, a policy which he apparently extends to constituents who try to contact him.

The honest burghers of Morecambe need to take the enormotwat walkies in the Bay just before the tide turns, and then run the fuck away.
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« Reply #2737 on: 17 December, 2017, 12:13:09 am »
Said Twunt is my MP and only lives a half mile away from me. Can I have the job of Whipping him to the Sea front Prior to his Stroll?
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« Reply #2738 on: 17 December, 2017, 01:36:01 am »
Only if you link us to the video.
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« Reply #2739 on: 18 December, 2017, 08:49:14 am »
Take a bow, David Morris.  Tory MP for Morecambe & Lunesdale, expenses fiddler and now proponent of the theory that reports of the effects of poverty from GPs and schools in his constituency are (a fabricated) part of a Momentum-driven smear campaign against him.  Critical comments on his Farcebok page are deleted and the poster blocked, a policy which he apparently extends to constituents who try to contact him.

The honest burghers of Morecambe need to take the enormotwat walkies in the Bay just before the tide turns, and then run the fuck away.
I've been reading this, multiple complaints by constituents that he refuses to meet, won't reply to messages, blocks them on fb, etc.

Can't help but compare with my MP, who is endlessly contactable, see her on stands in public all the time, and in westminster. How do some of these arsewipes get elected?
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« Reply #2740 on: 18 December, 2017, 08:58:58 am »
Can't help but compare with my MP, who is endlessly contactable, see her on stands in public all the time, and in westminster. How do some of these arsewipes get elected?

"Safe" seats in most cases. I used to live in a true blue constituency where the local MP was so conspicuous by his absence that his own constituency activists used to joke that they had to send him an A-Z every four years so he could find his way there on polling night.  It's not that in every safe seat you will find a useless MP but I suspect that every useless MP is in a safe seat.
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« Reply #2741 on: 18 December, 2017, 09:00:17 am »
<snippage>How do some of these arsewipes get elected?
Upward management and arselickery of the selection committees. Standard senior management tactics in fact.
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« Reply #2742 on: 18 December, 2017, 09:21:23 am »
Our MP is a tory.  His dad was the MP for the constituency from 1979 until 1997 when he lost to Labour.  He had been a local councillor for a long time and was by all accounts quite a decent, conscientious and hard working constituency MP.

His son, our current MP since 2010 in stark contrast is a lazy self-publicist whose argument when all else fails is that 'it's government policy', who has his office find local good news then asks for an invite to turn up for a photoshoot, and who does sweet FA. 

One of my clients has a matter which he is now involved in and even she, a staunch vote tory at all costs type, has had to admit that he is "worse than useless": her words.

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« Reply #2743 on: 18 December, 2017, 11:44:28 am »
Godfrey Bloom .... :facepalm:
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« Reply #2744 on: 18 December, 2017, 12:12:35 pm »
Godfrey Bloom .... :facepalm:

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2745 on: 20 December, 2017, 07:43:21 pm »
The ultimate bully, Donald Trump.

What a complete arse.

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« Reply #2746 on: 20 December, 2017, 09:06:20 pm »
Damian Green.

Lies, damned Lies, sleaze and pornophile.

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« Reply #2747 on: 20 December, 2017, 09:54:06 pm »
Gove and Cheese sort of go together.....
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« Reply #2748 on: 20 December, 2017, 10:18:41 pm »
The Tories seem to be a bit cheese-obsessed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0M1YEf9s0g

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« Reply #2749 on: 20 December, 2017, 10:26:06 pm »
Gove and Cheese sort of go together.....

Is there a British cheese which is slimy and stinky and generally odious?