Tuesday 5th AprilToday was Crinkly Lion day. She joined us at our B & B ready for an early start for what we knew was to be the defining day of the entire ride. Today we would be tackling Fleet Moss.
The weather remained grey and the wind remained persistently westerly and nagging. We found our way very quickly and easily towards Penny Pot Lane, but then we began to climb. There was a gruelling sharp slog out of a stream valley and then it was head down, into the wind, up the slope towards the road works that told us that the road was closed. Steve GT had designed this route for us, and the consensus was that it was a considerable improvement over my first effort, which included an avoidable ascent of Greenhow Hill.
We passed Menwith Hill, with its mysterious hardware, and admired a few more wind turbines.
There was a suggestion that we stop for coffee but I preferred pressing on to lunch in Appletreewick, which was only three miles away, mostly downhill. I stopped at the first pub, the New Inn, and we had a pretty good meal, but Jo, a friend of Jeff's, had joined us from Pately Bridge and she opined that the second pub was by far the better. After lunch, Crinkly Lion had to make her departure, as at our pace she certainly would not have been able to get to Garsdale in time for the last train back to York.
Not long after lunch, our planned route took us through a small right turn and the fact that Annie, Jeff and Mick were not there waiting for us gave me some alarms. I didn't have paper maps with me and I was unaware that there was another route on the other side of the Wharfe. However, we had a massive climb ahead of us and I knew that we couldn't hang around. We actually made better progress than I expected and arrived in Grassington in time for a loo stop and a piece of the excellent chocolate and banana cake that CL had left with us. There was a coach parked nearby marked ELY. Most of the former occupants of the coach were milling around and I asked one of them if that was where they were from.
"King's Lynn," came the reply.
"Oh, we were there last week!"
"Did you come up here by train?"
"No, we cycled."
There was a look of incredulity on his face and I felt sure that the conversation was at an end but then "Oh, I suppose you would have had time, wouldn't you."
We pressed on reasonably steadily, but there was still no sign of the others, even though the opportunity to rejoin our route has presented itself. We passed through Conistone and at Kettlewell a tea room presented itself. We were ready for a cup and some carrot cake and enjoyed those, but still the others failed to appear. On we went to Buckden and a motorist stopped, asking if this was the right way to Grassington. I confirmed that it was and asked her if she had come over Fleet Moss.
"Yes," she said.
"What were the conditions like?"
"Absolutely dreadful. Thick fog, howling wind and pouring with rain."
"Have you seen any other cyclists?"
"Yes, a few."
"Did you see three together, a lady and two men, who looked as though they were old enough to know better?"
She smiled at that. "Yes," she said.
"Thanks."
Thus reassured, we continued on our way. It had never been particularly light today, but there was a definite hint that the sun was declining now. It wasn't actually raining, but there was an occasional horizontal fleck in the strenghening wind, and in the pit of my stomach a feeling of mounting excitement was making its presence felt. We were getting to the point that we could no longer ride as the steeper slopes approached and suddenly, through the gloom to my left, I heard a voice.
"Nearly there now!" said a man encouragingly, who had suddenly appeared from behind the 4*4 parked near a farm house.
I smiled in reply. The only thing I could think of saying was "Keep to the road!"
We had to have more and more frequent rests. During one of these, the Garmin's screen changed colour, telling me it was 7.50 and sunset. We still had a good deal of climbing left to do. The mist grew thicker and the wind stronger. Rain began falling more as a fret than in fat drops. The tandem was also heavier and I looked round to see the reason. Jan was having an asthma attack and was a few yards behind, struggling to keep up. I waited as she staggered onwards, appearing through the mist like a zombie in a third rate film, to catch up. We rested until her breathing had settled again. I changed the Garmin to altitude mode to find that we were only about 1700 feet up. I knew Fleet Moss was 1900 or more, so there was still a good deal of work to do. I wanted to use the remaining daylight to get to the top and then, hopefully, we would be able to freewheel down with the solidlights acting as our Phial of Galadriel, cutting its way through the murk. We took the remainder of the ascent gently. We couldn't see more than about 10 yards in front now, and still we climbed. The wind howled, turning the front wheel to the right so that I had to pull it back sharply. 1850 feet ... more climbing. We stopped for a drink and a rest, forward a few more paces, another rest, another push onwards.
At 1925 feet above sea level, the road levelled out and I thought about getting on and riding, but realised that it was impossible. My glasses were covered in mist droplets inside and out, the wind was trying to knock us over and there were warning signs about the steepness of the descent ahead. Even if I could see the road, I had no confidence that rim brakes, even with Swissstop Blue blocks fitted, would have the necessary stopping power in wet conditions like these. This was analogous to a game of chess in which, after the turbulence of the middle game, we had to nurse a tiny endgame advantage and one wrong move could ruin everything. We had to walk down hill.
Slowly the conditions improved. Firstly, the mist thinned a little and the wind dropped. I dried my glasses and found that they didn't instantly mist up again. The hill became less steep and we mounted the bicycle and freewheeled at about 12 mph. The brakes held us at that speed, but when the 20% hill arrived, we were off and walking again. It didn't last long and we soon remounted. After a few minutes of this the lights of a house appeared, then some trees, a street light and a sign saying we were entering Gayle. Now we could see the lights of Hawes below us and I felt more confident about allowing a bit more speed. It wasn't long before we were at the T junction and I could see the Crown Inn to our right. We stacked the tandem against the wall, walked into the bar and a hugely relieved and smiling Jeff leaped out of his seat to shake my hand in welcome
"Well, George," I said, "we knocked the bugger off!"