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David Martin

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #450 on: 19 November, 2013, 12:28:12 am »
Maybe they are an airline pilot who forgot which vehicle they were driving.
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Moose57

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #451 on: 19 November, 2013, 07:40:31 am »
Quote from: David Martin on 19 November, 2013, 12:28:12 am
Maybe they are an airline pilot who forgot which vehicle they were driving.

It was near Manston so you could be right.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #452 on: 23 November, 2013, 04:55:19 pm »
Another site of fuddish parking, but with a twist - they have stickers you can leave on the fud's car! It says "I can't park" which simultaneously tells the fud that you've noticed, and announces to them and anyone else where to look to see their shame immortalised.
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Basil

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #453 on: 25 November, 2013, 12:12:21 pm »
From todays BBC pages

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David Martin

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #454 on: 25 November, 2013, 12:16:46 pm »
Did he not have planning permission for that garage?
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Feanor

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #455 on: 01 December, 2013, 07:40:08 pm »
Sadly, no photo.
So you'll need to imagine this in your heads.

I think I need to send my Cock-o-meter off for repair and recalibration, as I think I've overloaded the input.

Taking Junior #2 to football down near Aberdeen Beach this morning, I stopped by in the car park of the Cinema / Restaurants area at the beach.
And there it was:

Porsche Cayenne? Check.
Personalised Number plate? Check.
Not just the 'normal' personalised plate, mind.  Only 3 characters. '1 BJ'or somesuch. Check.
Towing a Jetski.  Check.
Parked diagonally across not one, not two, but three spaces.  Check.
The spaces were all Disabled spaces.   Check.

I think that must be asymptotically close to the limit of the Cock function.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #456 on: 01 December, 2013, 07:53:08 pm »
1BJ
Seems like Boris Johnson's been visiting.
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rogerzilla

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #457 on: 01 December, 2013, 09:09:08 pm »
This (NSFW) has been around since at least the 1980s.

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/3/9/9/1/9/2/webimg/370790510_tp.jpg
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iddu

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #458 on: 03 December, 2013, 11:33:17 pm »
Quote from: Arch on 06 May, 2013, 09:20:24 pm
Quote from: road-runner on 05 May, 2013, 11:55:12 pm


A perfect place to use the thing I've never got round to having made:

a roll of very sticky sticky tape, printed with a bike tyre tread pattern. When you find a vehicle blocking the way like that, or parked on a cycle lane, it's a quick up and over job down the middle from front to back....

clicky1 / clicky2  ;D

[Edit]Oh, c'mon...that has to be shopped! Read the VIN?[/Edit]
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #459 on: 14 December, 2013, 10:06:15 pm »

One of the 'best' from another site.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #460 on: 14 December, 2013, 10:08:52 pm »
This one's quite funny.
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Biff

Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #461 on: 15 December, 2013, 07:25:48 pm »
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Tewdric

Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #462 on: 15 December, 2013, 09:33:58 pm »
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pcolbeck

Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #463 on: 17 December, 2013, 07:48:23 pm »
I parked in a disabled space today. Made me feel a bit of a git even though I was directed to park there by the car park guy at the bank I was visiting. It was the last disabled space too. I wonder what they would have done had they got a disabled visitor after I went to my meeting ?
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JStone

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #464 on: 21 January, 2014, 06:51:05 pm »
A regular offender in north Bristol, back again this evening. Two wheels (just) on the carriageway, parked immediately next to the no-parking sign.

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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #465 on: 21 January, 2014, 07:00:02 pm »
Hopefully that doesn't belong to Joe the baker, as I've been told he bakes a good loaf! (I think he's the other Herbert brother?)
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JStone

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #466 on: 21 January, 2014, 07:10:14 pm »
Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 21 January, 2014, 07:00:02 pm
Hopefully that doesn't belong to Joe the baker, ...

I'm sure it does, but despite being a regular customer I don't think baking good bread & cakes excuses fuddish parking  :(
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #467 on: 21 January, 2014, 07:52:10 pm »
Bread machine - it's the only way!

We'll see what he does when/if the RPZ gets that far out...
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Steph

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #468 on: 21 January, 2014, 08:14:58 pm »
Walking back from the shops today, in Balcombe Road, VK10LXC. You have a hee-yooj paved area instead of a front garden, so why did you have to wank-park your car in the entrance and completely across the footpath?

Twat.
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Moose57

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #469 on: 26 January, 2014, 08:46:36 pm »
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The French Tandem

Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #470 on: 02 February, 2014, 05:34:33 pm »
Not exactly fud parking, but it made me laugh. The sign says: "Do not park here, risks of falling tiles".

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Pingu

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #471 on: 02 February, 2014, 11:07:45 pm »
It's exactly fud parking 'cos they're blocking the pavement  :demon:
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The French Tandem

Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #472 on: 03 February, 2014, 08:55:25 am »
Quote from: Pingu on 02 February, 2014, 11:07:45 pm
It's exactly fud parking 'cos they're blocking the pavement  :demon:

Sadly enough, parking on the pavement is not considered an offence in small towns of central France.
I have never seen a car fined for this reason.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #473 on: 03 February, 2014, 11:02:29 am »

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Kim

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Re: People who park like fuds
« Reply #474 on: 03 February, 2014, 07:02:56 pm »
Looks more like "people who clear snow like fuds" really...
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