Lube for fatties!

[Clare]

hey, what about this silhouette cream which "slims and reshapes your body for you to discover your own feel good silhouette."


Nivea My Silhouette Body Cream - Beauty - £9.79 - Chemist Direct


 

*cough*bollocks*cough*

[Zoidburg]

Doesn't solve the summer skirt and bare legs issue...

Talc, lots of talc.


I find not wearing knickers helps as well, but then I tend to wear long skirts, if you are of the mini wearing variety this might not be such a (mentally) comfortable option.

*has a little moment*

 

[border-rider]

I find not wearing knickers helps as well, but then I tend to wear long skirts

Just checked your profile, and unless you're lying about your age I think you're two years too young to be the Clare I used to go out with in 1985

[ScumOfTheRoad]

I have the equivalent for the ladies summer skirts/bare legs problem.
When in the barbers, I was idly reading 'Mens Health' which had a review of grooming products.
One product was formulated to deal with the problem of (let's be clinical here) the testicles adhering to one's thighs. A problem that up till then I did not know existed.
They even had a name for it - sorry I can't remember what it was.

The other interesting product was a willy brush called the 'Pipecleaner'.

[rogerzilla]

hey, what about this silhouette cream which "slims and reshapes your body for you to discover your own feel good silhouette."


Nivea My Silhouette Body Cream - Beauty - £9.79 - Chemist Direct


 

A bit like the black sides on YACF jerseys?

You can make a living out of being overweight, you know.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/MhCnrMl-Caw&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/MhCnrMl-Caw&rel=1</a>

Amazing he's still doing this after 25 years.

[Clare]

I find not wearing knickers helps as well, but then I tend to wear long skirts

Just checked your profile, and unless you're lying about your age I think you're two years too young to be the Clare I used to go out with in 1985

No lie; it's enough of an effort trying to remember how old I really am, let alone trying to remember how old I might want to think I am  .


Although if somebody who lived up the road from me when I was a kid is to be believed I am the youngest person ever to get a degree and may be confused over my actual age, when she was 16 I was 11, when she was 29 I was 35  .