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Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« on: 14 March, 2020, 09:31:31 pm »
A thread for posting stupid ephemeral shit that makes you laugh

I'll start with this:

https://twitter.com/CuriousUkTelly/status/1238815259445657603?s=20

barakta

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #1 on: 14 March, 2020, 10:38:18 pm »
Glaswegian Pokemon: https://twitter.com/scully1888/status/1101601821481713664?lang=en

Makes me die laughing every time I watch it. I can hear my cousins talking like this.


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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #4 on: 15 March, 2020, 10:54:10 am »
Glaswegian Pokemon: https://twitter.com/scully1888/status/1101601821481713664?lang=en

Makes me die laughing every time I watch it. I can hear my cousins talking like this.

Also  ;D
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T42

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #5 on: 15 March, 2020, 01:01:24 pm »
Glaswegian Pokemon: https://twitter.com/scully1888/status/1101601821481713664?lang=en

Makes me die laughing every time I watch it. I can hear my cousins talking like this.

AND you'll notice that it says lang=en at the end of the link.
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T42

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #7 on: 16 March, 2020, 08:34:19 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/16/dead-sea-scrolls-fragments-at-museum-of-the-bible-are-all-fakes-study-says

Religious nuts taken for a ride

Me Da's favourite line: a fool and his money are soon parted.

I only ever heard it when he was looking at me. Funny, that.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #8 on: 16 March, 2020, 02:44:24 pm »

Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #9 on: 16 March, 2020, 02:48:01 pm »

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #10 on: 16 March, 2020, 02:56:07 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/16/dead-sea-scrolls-fragments-at-museum-of-the-bible-are-all-fakes-study-says

Religious nuts taken for a ride

Me Da's favourite line: a fool and his money are soon parted.

I only ever heard it when he was looking at me. Funny, that.
I thought it was “a fool and his money are soon married”


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ElyDave

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #11 on: 16 March, 2020, 03:35:59 pm »
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1239367483317981190?s=20

I challenge you not to be amused by this

Wasn't that done in one of the Naked Gun movies? Either 2 1/2 or 33 1/3
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T42

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #12 on: 16 March, 2020, 03:36:52 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/16/dead-sea-scrolls-fragments-at-museum-of-the-bible-are-all-fakes-study-says

Religious nuts taken for a ride

Me Da's favourite line: a fool and his money are soon parted.

I only ever heard it when he was looking at me. Funny, that.
I thought it was “a fool and his money are soon married”

Comes to the same thing in the end.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight


Mrs Pingu

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #14 on: 16 March, 2020, 10:25:45 pm »
Cat people, check out #quarantinecats on Twitter.
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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #16 on: 16 March, 2020, 11:04:11 pm »
A thread for posting stupid ephemeral shit that makes you laugh

I'll start with this:

https://twitter.com/CuriousUkTelly/status/1238815259445657603?s=20
that had me in the first 3 seconds.
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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #17 on: 16 March, 2020, 11:15:27 pm »
I could watch this all day :)

https://twitter.com/eliistender10/status/1239109201085042688?s=09
Wonderful. It's the clangers for middle aged BOFs!
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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #18 on: 17 March, 2020, 04:43:21 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/16/dead-sea-scrolls-fragments-at-museum-of-the-bible-are-all-fakes-study-says

Religious nuts taken for a ride

Me Da's favourite line: a fool and his money are soon parted.

I only ever heard it when he was looking at me. Funny, that.

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T42

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #19 on: 17 March, 2020, 05:05:52 pm »
I don't think my dad ever got south of Leicester.
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mattc

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #20 on: 17 March, 2020, 07:41:28 pm »
This feels like the sort of thing that might entertain Flatus:

https://twitter.com/maxkava/status/1238895581193547778
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No.11  Because of the great host of those who dislike the least appearance of "swank " when they travel the roads and lanes. - From Kuklos' 39 Articles

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #21 on: 18 March, 2020, 01:52:48 pm »

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@catsmovie  His entire job was to remove CGI buttholes that had
been inserted a few months before. Which means that, somewhere
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https://twitter.com/jackwaz/status/1240135051288948742?s=20

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #22 on: 18 March, 2020, 02:11:02 pm »
governor of new york is interviewed by his brother

https://twitter.com/GeneKerrigan/status/1239969540236128258?s=20

T42

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Re: Need a break from Coronavirus Terror-scrolling?
« Reply #23 on: 18 March, 2020, 02:32:19 pm »
 :facepalm:
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