Purple Prose indeed: here's one for boring semi just come up on our street:
'Let the features steal your heart and the quality amaze. It’s easy to see the utter love and care that went into restoring this stunning 1930s home. From the moment you arrive, the attention to detail is apparent so lets explore some more of this beautiful home...
We have no doubt that you’ll fall in love with the original timber sash windows with their stained glass, the original coving on the ceiling, the picture rails, fireplaces… the list could go on. What’s incredible is that the owner didn’t just keep each feature, he painstakingly restored every inch, such as that brick wall. The bricks used are original – the same ones that the property was built with. They were looking tired, so he took the wall apart, individually cleaned each brick, and the wall was rebuilt.
The owner believed this would be his forever home and, as such, every detail has been done to a millimetre perfect. Now completed, after thousands of hours of blood, sweat and tears, things have changed and he has to part with this stunning home.'
So what will he miss? “The location, it’s a lovely area close to Roath Park and extremely useful should you wish to go to Cardiff. The avenue is a dead end and therefore only residents pass through, it’s very peaceful and quiet and has been a great place for the kids to be able to play outside safely. I will miss the space, and just being able to simply enjoy it now it’s all done. It has been great having an open fire, especially in the winter, and who can’t resist those windows with their beautiful stained glass design? Especially the one you find halfway up the stairs. It’s a wonderful family home and I hope someone can enjoy it and fall in love with the place as I did."
Pass the sick bag!