The badly-named businesses thread

[rogerzilla]

https://thaitanicbelfast.co.uk/?utm_source=GMBwebsite&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20My%20Business

[Efrogwr]

https://thaitanicbelfast.co.uk/?utm_source=GMBwebsite&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20My%20Business

I bet that goes down a treat.

[Snakehips]

There's a window cleaner somewhere called Mr. Bit   This may have appeared before in the thread but ICBA to read through it all.

[Jurek]

There's a printer called Bigger Stickers. (That may also have appeared here before)

[robgul]

https://thaitanicbelfast.co.uk/?utm_source=GMBwebsite&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20My%20Business

Steer clear of the iceberg lettuce . . .

[Giraffe]

https://thaitanicbelfast.co.uk/?utm_source=GMBwebsite&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Google%20My%20Business

Steer clear of the iceberg lettuce . . .

Nah - just go with the floe.

[T42]

They're building a new grandstand/gym/tiddlywinks stadium at the footie ground in the next village.

[L CC]

There's a window cleaner somewhere called Mr. Bit   This may have appeared before in the thread but ICBA to read through it all.

A Mr Bit cleans my mum's windows in North Northumberland.

[Giraffe]

In Nor Fampton, Smear Cosmetics.
Thoughts please!

[T42]

Just been watching a BFO safe being lifted out of our old branch post office and personhandled into a white van. Judging from the battlements and the knight in armour on the van doors it belongs to a security company. Not a very reassuring name, though: SUREAL.

[rogerzilla]

Just been watching a BFO safe being lifted out of our old branch post office and personhandled into a white van. Judging from the battlements and the knight in armour on the van doors it belongs to a security company. Not a very reassuring name, though: SUREAL.

They're probably going to keep fish in it and win the Turner Prize.

[T42]

Just been watching a BFO safe being lifted out of our old branch post office and personhandled into a white van. Judging from the battlements and the knight in armour on the van doors it belongs to a security company. Not a very reassuring name, though: SUREAL.

They're probably going to keep fish in it and win the Turner Prize.

Do you know, I never thought of that.

Can see where the name comes from: sure + al for Alsace.  Not art mavens then.

[Giraffe]

Not really a bad name as such: Roade Flooring (Roade is a village), but then "We go the extra mile".
There has to be a cartoon in that.

[mllePB]

Having a virtual visit to the Norfolk seaside village built on sand dunes which recently made the news again for its crumbling infrastructure, I found the 'When it's gone it's gone' shop on Beach Road

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.6955056,1.707058,3a,75y,251.25h,84.99t/data=!3m9!1e1!3m7!1sk0LJy8kI36leIEnF3Pq34g!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!9m2!1b1!2i39?entry=ttu

[Ham]

Possibly a brilliant name, tbh.

We are returning from France before NY Eve, and we're stopping at this restaurant, which I can't help reading as "Jerome, Feck L'Angleterre"

[andrewc]

A nightclub called "Safehouse".....   https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-stabbing-latest-hotel-guests-28353327


I don't think I've been in a Liverpool nightclub since at least 2000,  I'm glad  I got out of the habit!    The dodgiest place I frequented was probably Freewheelers/Nightriders on Wood St in the 80's.  There were usually a few baseball bats on display behind the entry desk & a sign saying "No Colours".  I never saw any trouble from the bikers though, usually nice guys.

[rogerzilla]

There's a business called Tracy's Little Stitches on Minge Lane (Upton-in-Severn).  Presumably useful after an episiotomy.

[Jaded]

Have we had this chicken restaurant yet?

[rogerzilla]

I saw a Fuxin Express lorry the other day.  Presumably their business is fuxin parcels, although I thought Yodel and Evri were already good at drop-kicking them and leaving them out in the rain.