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vorsprung

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Caption it #1801
« on: 25 September, 2019, 06:08:23 pm »
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #1 on: 25 September, 2019, 09:25:10 pm »
Vorsprung saw the warning signs but he was still unprepared to find the debris of Lance-Corporal Mattheson's kebab-and-cider bomb under the tree.
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Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #2 on: 25 September, 2019, 10:53:54 pm »
Vorsprung  carefully moves the bike bomb off the carriageway, after noting the sign stating do not leave the unexploded  ordnance on the carriageway

ElyDave

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Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #3 on: 26 September, 2019, 07:10:45 am »
Vorsprung began to doubt the wisdom of double beans on toast at the last stop
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Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #4 on: 26 September, 2019, 08:47:28 am »
"Just as well I'm not in my carriage," thought Vorsprung, taking off across the field.
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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #5 on: 26 September, 2019, 10:23:17 am »
134km Info Control "How many unexploded devices are just to the right of the sign?"
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Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #6 on: 26 September, 2019, 02:55:18 pm »
134km Info Control "How many unexploded devices are just to the right of the sign?"

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Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #7 on: 01 October, 2019, 03:55:25 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #8 on: 30 October, 2019, 07:14:25 pm »
I'm sure I'd left my carriageway somewhere around here.

Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #9 on: 30 March, 2021, 11:53:11 pm »
134km Info Control "How many unexploded devices are just to the right of the sign?"

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Re: Caption it #1801
« Reply #10 on: 31 March, 2021, 05:49:01 pm »
Another ideal location to install an off-carriageway cycle facility to make the motorists and cycle campaigners happy.