The twitter account of this name regularly posts pictures matching the description. Usually involving premature hair loss (with vain attempts to hide it), and/or extravagant facial hair.
Currently the
FA Cup of 80s Footballers Aging Badly is being held. It has now reached the 2nd round. There are 4 ties every evening from about 7:30, determined by a vote. The vote is open for 24 hours.
The account can be found
hereThese two, for example, were drawn against each other in the first round. A shame that one had to lose, because they would both have been worthy finalists
Hugh Sproat (32) v Henry Hall (32). For some reason Scottish players seem to be very well represented. Tough paper rounds up there, obviously.