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road-runner

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Caption it #1855
« on: 12 December, 2020, 12:19:41 am »

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« Reply #1 on: 12 December, 2020, 03:23:30 am »
the baron finally admitted his empire was crumbling

road-runner

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Re: Caption it #1855
« Reply #2 on: 12 December, 2020, 07:41:15 am »
Digging for the new swimming pool, the excavator driver mistook imperial for metric measurements.

T42

  • *** fool in a hurry
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« Reply #3 on: 12 December, 2020, 08:40:01 am »
Brexit approaches.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1855
« Reply #4 on: 12 December, 2020, 11:35:29 am »
Lord Raddled-Posho would come to regret his decision to extend the dungeon.
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road-runner

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Re: Caption it #1855
« Reply #5 on: 12 December, 2020, 12:00:22 pm »
Estate agent: Uninterrupted view of the sea.

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« Reply #6 on: 12 December, 2020, 12:47:58 pm »
Just nipping to the shops for some gaffer tape.

Hilldodger

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« Reply #7 on: 12 December, 2020, 01:16:28 pm »
It's a cliff hanger.

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« Reply #8 on: 12 December, 2020, 04:08:13 pm »
Scientists are testing the repeatability of the Streisand effect.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1855
« Reply #9 on: 12 December, 2020, 04:17:28 pm »
Theresa May moves into new, strong and stable, house.
Riding a bike through a city is like navigating the collective neural pathways of a vast global mind.

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« Reply #10 on: 12 December, 2020, 04:32:28 pm »
"I told you to blow the bloody door off."
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

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« Reply #11 on: 12 December, 2020, 04:52:29 pm »
Just nipping to the shops for some gaffer tape.

OK....Noooo! Not that door!

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1855
« Reply #12 on: 12 December, 2020, 05:46:20 pm »
"Remonaners have been saying that a Hard Brexit will see us fall off a cliff. Well, I've got news for them!!!"
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Paul

  • L'enfer, c'est les autos.
Re: Caption it #1855
« Reply #13 on: 12 December, 2020, 06:15:47 pm »
"Honey! I think the neighbours finally went too far with the fireworks last night..."
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

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« Reply #14 on: 13 December, 2020, 06:57:34 pm »
NCN 45 goes just in front of that house.
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road-runner

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Re: Caption it #1855
« Reply #15 on: 14 December, 2020, 08:03:51 am »
Cliff and the shadows

T42

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« Reply #16 on: 14 December, 2020, 08:52:38 am »
I think I need to raise the blades of the lawn-mower...
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

road-runner

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« Reply #17 on: 14 December, 2020, 10:05:12 am »
House prices are expected to drop sharply in the near future.

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« Reply #18 on: 14 December, 2020, 12:22:13 pm »
NotACaption: When you think about it, the folks who live in this house are utterly lucky! The landslide stopped at the exactly right point to save their house from total destruction.

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« Reply #19 on: 14 December, 2020, 08:38:17 pm »
Blimey that Vindaloo last night was rather hot.

Paul

  • L'enfer, c'est les autos.
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« Reply #20 on: 14 December, 2020, 09:27:55 pm »
NotACaption: When you think about it, the folks who live in this house are utterly lucky! The landslide stopped at the exactly right point to save their house from total destruction.
Unless they were having a barbecue at the time...
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

Basil

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Re: Caption it #1855
« Reply #21 on: 14 December, 2020, 10:53:20 pm »
Hurrah!  Less lawn to mow.
Cynthia. Cut the gardener to two days a week.
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And remember that friends who organise things on Facebook aren't proper friends anyway.

road-runner

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« Reply #22 on: 14 December, 2020, 11:48:34 pm »
Elon Musk had the team land his SpaceX rocket in his back garden.

sprogs

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« Reply #23 on: 16 January, 2021, 06:29:16 pm »
If anyone needs to nip to the toilet they'd probably best go now.

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« Reply #24 on: 16 January, 2021, 08:21:25 pm »
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