Author Topic: Caption it #1858  (Read 1113 times)

road-runner

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Caption it #1858
« on: 04 January, 2021, 12:58:57 am »

Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #1 on: 04 January, 2021, 10:20:44 am »
Tommy was conceived from the preserved sperm of his dead father.

Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #2 on: 04 January, 2021, 10:23:22 am »
Getting rid of the E numbers is good for you, honestly!
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #3 on: 04 January, 2021, 10:24:10 am »
When he eats M&Ms they fall through his mouth, so I have to eat them for him.
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road-runner

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Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #4 on: 04 January, 2021, 10:45:20 am »
Cereal box toys are larger these days than when I was a child.

Regulator

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Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #5 on: 04 January, 2021, 11:23:35 am »
Grandad was looking a little peaky after spending Christmas with his family....
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Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #6 on: 04 January, 2021, 11:39:29 am »
You've got to have a proper breakfast, Daddy, now that Iain Duncan Smith says you’re fit for work!
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Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #7 on: 04 January, 2021, 03:30:01 pm »
Following the cuts, the children may have to help themselves to breakfast on the days when we can only provide a skeleton staff.

Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #8 on: 04 January, 2021, 04:20:03 pm »
This is not the government's fault. The policy is to starve the children, not the parents, who are required to work.

Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #9 on: 05 January, 2021, 09:30:26 pm »
The bare bones diet, goes right through you.

T42

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Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #10 on: 06 January, 2021, 10:14:17 am »
Come on, Gran. Now you're over the Covid you've got to put some meat on your bones.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

sprogs

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Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #11 on: 08 January, 2021, 05:56:56 pm »
Harry and Debbie, our identical twins, look so alike even we can't tell them apart.

Re: Caption it #1858
« Reply #12 on: 12 January, 2021, 09:47:52 pm »
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