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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2021, 06:14:09 am »
Yup, Anusol and Germaloids great descriptive names for said products. As a wind up l leave the (new) tubes by the toothpaste on a shelf in my ensuite. Awaits howls from my nosey kids. Got to be  on your game at 6am though

Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2021, 12:32:27 pm »

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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2021, 04:52:28 pm »
Poke them back in? Really. Yuk. Think it's probably a bit too late for that anyway.
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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2021, 04:59:15 pm »
IIRC There are grades of prolapsing piles.

It is best to pop them back if possible.

If they stay out and can't be replaced it can get nasty.

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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2021, 05:07:08 pm »
 :-\

If it's been like that for over a year it is still worth it?
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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2021, 05:25:26 pm »
Unlikely to be possible.

Might be best to Seek Medical Advice but I'm not sure I'd bother if I were mostly untroubled.

I suppose iPhone pic and Remote Consultation might be a workable suggestion.

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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2021, 05:26:26 pm »
Eww.

All sounds like the sort of thing Edwina Currie would do to John Major.

A young colleague once told me that her boyfriend let her do it to him. I can't remember if it was her idea or his, but she said that afterwards she found she couldn't respect him any more and had to end the relationship.

A lesson for us all.

A friend of mine once explained that her boyfriend (subsequently ex-ed) was game for this activity, far keener than she to indulge, so finally, she acceded to his pestering. To facilitate the activity, she visited an online retailer of sexual accoutrements and let's just say she ordered large. Apparently, his enthusiasm for the activity didn't stretch to an entire twelve inches of ribbed silicone.

In other news, this thread makes me very happy about my anus.
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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2021, 05:30:25 pm »
It is best to pop them back if possible.




And, unless I'm very much mistaken, Regulator is offering his services and considerable expertise.

 I think Legs should take him up on his offer. It's not gay, its a medical procedure.

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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2021, 05:31:23 pm »
A young colleague once told me that her boyfriend let her do it to him. I can't remember if it was her idea or his, but she said that afterwards she found she couldn't respect him any more and had to end the relationship.

A lesson for us all.

That heterosexuals can be really weird sometimes?
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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2021, 05:36:15 pm »
Unlikely to be possible.

Might be best to Seek Medical Advice but I'm not sure I'd bother if I were mostly untroubled.

Fair enough.  If I'd known that then I would have given it a go, I didn't think there was a lot to be done about them but clearly I was wrong. It's not been too much bother since it initially appeared (which was a bit unpleasant).
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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2021, 05:46:56 pm »
That heterosexuals can be really weird sometimes?

Indeed.
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« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2021, 06:38:10 pm »
I suppose iPhone pic and Remote Consultation might be a workable suggestion.

No-one deserves to see a pic of my beleaguered ringpiece!

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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2021, 06:45:25 pm »
Pumpé's Ear

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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #38 on: February 25, 2021, 06:48:34 pm »
I suppose iPhone pic and Remote Consultation might be a workable suggestion.

No-one deserves to see a pic of my beleaguered ringpiece!

You prefer face to place?

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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2021, 06:48:46 pm »
Probably best to check whether or not you have 'family sharing' enabled for your photos before attempting any photographic self-examination.
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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2021, 12:33:59 am »
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A lesson for us all.

That heterosexuals people can be really weird sometimes?
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Re: Troublesome farmer
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2021, 10:08:21 pm »
What the OP is describing was at first ameliorated by the prescribed ointments, and then cured by something with a seat vs a saddle. My posterior, perenium and I couldn't be happier.
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