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meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Caption it #1869
« on: 26 March, 2021, 11:33:37 am »








Old Ladybird Books 1964: "The Police come to help the boys and girls"









Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1869
« Reply #1 on: 26 March, 2021, 11:36:30 am »
Now kids, watch out for strangers. And bus conductors.

Oh, and wave your Union Flag when Ma'am drives past.
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Re: Caption it #1869
« Reply #2 on: 26 March, 2021, 11:38:58 am »
Disgraced former International Development minister Piggi Patel's Arrest-o-Bots round up some more counterrevolutionary elements.
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Re: Caption it #1869
« Reply #3 on: 26 March, 2021, 11:42:42 am »
The boy says to the girl, "Look! Look! That bloody seat tube angle - and those gear inches! I'm sorry officer - if this is your choice of bicycle you are not of sound mind, and I will continue my decline into a life of crime"

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1869
« Reply #4 on: 26 March, 2021, 11:45:04 am »
" Please sir, can we go for a drive in Z Victor One after ?"

Cudzoziemiec

  • Eating all the pies and drinking all the tea.
Re: Caption it #1869
« Reply #5 on: 26 March, 2021, 12:16:44 pm »
"By pedaling in the police approved manner, an officer of the law may easily attain a speed sufficient to apprehend the most evil villains. Why, only last week I stopped that nice Mr Boardman for failing to give audible warning of approach. So remember boys and girls, always sound your bell when you see Sergeant Higgins."
Riding a bike through a city is like navigating the collective neural pathways of a vast global mind.

Re: Caption it #1869
« Reply #6 on: 26 March, 2021, 01:23:14 pm »
"And if you pull the front brake hard, like this, the back wheel comes up, like so, and you go over the bars."

"Oh yeah, face-plant.  Everyone knows that."

Re: Caption it #1869
« Reply #7 on: 26 March, 2021, 02:24:23 pm »
And if you see anything suspicious ring the old bell.

Re: Caption it #1869
« Reply #8 on: 26 March, 2021, 02:29:11 pm »
I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I 'borrowed' it

Re: Caption it #1869
« Reply #9 on: 27 March, 2021, 02:52:16 pm »
Happy listening at university!  Shine on, you crazy diamond ....