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Pingu

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Caption It #1877
« on: 16 April, 2021, 08:09:57 pm »


Sturgeon and Salmond star in a reboot of Marathon Man.

Basil

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #1 on: 16 April, 2021, 09:05:00 pm »
"Is it safe?"
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road-runner

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #2 on: 16 April, 2021, 09:36:50 pm »
The lady in red gets her own back on that old dinosaur Chris de Burgh.

Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #3 on: 16 April, 2021, 09:46:21 pm »
Are you having trouble reaching to brush at the back with those tiny arms?

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #4 on: 16 April, 2021, 10:04:53 pm »
Drawing the teeth of the Union dinosaur.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #5 on: 17 April, 2021, 01:57:04 am »
Having lured him into the surgery, Ms Sturgeon first divested Bloody Stupid Johnson of his human disguise…
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Pingu

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #6 on: 17 April, 2021, 07:55:05 pm »
You ate all the Marathons, Salmond ya bass!

T42

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #7 on: 18 April, 2021, 10:37:24 am »
"I think we need a crown here..."
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

ravenbait

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #8 on: 18 April, 2021, 04:30:44 pm »
"I think you'll find this still represents better biosecurity protocols than they had on Prometheus."

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #9 on: 21 April, 2021, 10:47:53 pm »
Gerald had exhausted himself and was in need of treatment after playing swing ball for longer than was good for him.

Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #10 on: 23 April, 2021, 06:21:11 pm »
Nessie was in again after too many deep fried Mars bars

Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #11 on: 23 April, 2021, 09:20:35 pm »
Gerald had exhausted himself and was in need of treatment after playing swing ball for longer than was good for him.
I wonder how many here will understand that ?
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Jaded

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #12 on: 23 April, 2021, 09:32:58 pm »
Sir, please sir! I do!
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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #13 on: 23 April, 2021, 10:57:48 pm »
Two of you after 48 hrs isn't bad going  :D

ETA: For the benefit of those whose memories are in need of jogging:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk5cAg4BABw 1
That's GeraldC (OTP) in the cozzie.

I think one of the best bits is Gerald and his friend from the Upper Cretaceous Period taking the train home after the event, and the other is reading (from stuff written by Gerald) that his girlfriend (who is an architect) made the models of London's significant landmarks, and was singularly unimpressed at having T-Rex destroy them and then have them consigned to the bin. She was hoping to hang onto them. But what can you do when you are dealing with such a monster? :P

1 Doesn't really give the full effect of the destruction of models of London landmarks, nor that of the recreational pastime of T-Rex playing Swingball.

Wowbagger

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #14 on: 29 April, 2021, 11:04:24 pm »
Gerald had exhausted himself and was in need of treatment after playing swing ball for longer than was good for him.
I wonder how many here will understand that ?

I've only just opened the thread and I instantly understood.
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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #15 on: 30 April, 2021, 12:53:35 pm »
Gerald had exhausted himself and was in need of treatment after playing swing ball for longer than was good for him.
I wonder how many here will understand that ?

I've only just opened the thread and I instantly understood.

I've not been here for many years, and it also brought back happy memories to me.     Was it really 2009?

sprogs

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Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #16 on: 05 May, 2021, 06:12:41 pm »
After leaving the surgery Tonto asked the secretary "Who was that masked Mam ?"

Re: Caption It #1877
« Reply #17 on: 07 May, 2021, 03:31:47 pm »
It was dawning on Nicola that, in an attempt to curb her anaesthetic abuse, the dental assistants had added a little extra "something" to the laughing gas.



(The OP reminds me of an old Ed McLachlan cartoon from Punch magazine)
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.