Author Topic: Call my Liff  (Read 1591 times)

Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2021, 01:35:45 pm »
Ampney Crucis (n)

Medical condition involving debilitating knee pain.
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2021, 01:37:09 pm »
Bishopstone (v)

Punishment for uttering "Jehovah".
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2021, 01:39:26 pm »
Wantage (phr)

What Wayne Rooney puts on his Tinder profile.


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Pingu

  • Put away those fiery biscuits!
  • Mrs Pingu's domestique
    • the Igloo
Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2021, 01:57:29 pm »
Asinine (n).

Base found in the DNA of stupid people.

Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2021, 02:23:47 pm »
Shilbottle (v)

When you ask a friend to bid the price up.on your eBay listing but he's too scared he might win it.
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2021, 02:26:38 pm »
Lechlade (n)

Unpleasant breakfast condiment made from pulped copies of FHM.
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2021, 03:22:45 pm »
Vizier (adj)

Being more scatalogically humorous than the norm.
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

ravenbait

  • Someone's imaginary friend
  • Pudge controls the weather.
    • Someone's imaginary friend
Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2021, 04:13:17 pm »
Contract (n)
A manifesto that is patently a scam. E.g. "That Jordan Peterson just posted another 12 rules on his blog with an advert for his latest course on how to be a manly male man. Just another contract."

Sam
https://ravenbait.com
"Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible! And unethical! I would never, ever make... more than one."

Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2021, 04:27:16 pm »
Fakenham (n)

Vegetarian sandwich filling.

(Linda McCartney Foods is based there, which has to be place-based nominative determinism.  Like Grimsby)
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Cudzoziemiec

  • Eating all the pies and drinking all the tea.
Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2021, 07:40:12 am »
Cucumber (n):
1. A person who has recently taken their place in a queue, especially if they have done so without knowing what they are queuing for.
2. A person who experiences sexual climax upon exposure to the seventeenth letter of the alphabet.
Riding a bike through a city is like navigating the collective neural pathways of a vast global mind.

Cudzoziemiec

  • Eating all the pies and drinking all the tea.
Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2021, 07:41:18 am »
Legume (n):
What you always need more of when travelling in the back of a car.

Volume (n):
A form of legume experienced while flying.
Riding a bike through a city is like navigating the collective neural pathways of a vast global mind.

Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2021, 07:52:16 am »
Sudbury (v)

Trying to get the last bubbles down the plughole after a bath.
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T42

  • *** fool in a hurry
Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2021, 12:50:08 pm »
Valpolicello - Valley of the LAPD string ensemble.

(Yes I know. Poetic licence.)
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

ravenbait

  • Someone's imaginary friend
  • Pudge controls the weather.
    • Someone's imaginary friend
Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2021, 01:11:01 pm »
Pastille (n) -- A historic malady.

Sam
https://ravenbait.com
"Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible! And unethical! I would never, ever make... more than one."

Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2021, 04:58:23 pm »
Chard (v)

To tut theatrically in Waitrose when a less rich-looking person is in your way.
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2021, 05:13:05 pm »
Edelux (n)

Superior alpine flower.
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2021, 05:14:44 pm »
Merckx (pl.)

Upmarket Liverpool taxis.
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2021, 08:29:31 pm »
Filibuster (n)

Person who breaks in fillies.  Often a cowboy or a gaucho.

Cowboy (n)

A bull.

Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2021, 08:35:33 pm »
Licence (n)

bozo's sixth sense ...

Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2021, 09:53:45 pm »
Shimano (n)

Thai host(ess)
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #45 on: April 27, 2021, 09:54:35 pm »
Campagnolo (n)

Bell-shaped mint
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #46 on: April 27, 2021, 09:56:04 pm »
Sram (v)

To close a Japanese door, with vigour
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #47 on: April 27, 2021, 09:57:10 pm »
Sachs (n)

How the Royal Family make heirs
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2021, 09:58:21 pm »
Rohloff (n)

German car ferry
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Re: Call my Liff
« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2021, 10:00:19 pm »
Tange (n)

Offensive term for people from Essex, Alderley Edge, Mar-a-Lago, etc.
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