Author Topic: Caption it #1881  (Read 598 times)

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Caption it #1881
« on: 27 April, 2021, 10:50:28 pm »


(This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope.)

road-runner

  • Currently in Slovakia
Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #1 on: 27 April, 2021, 11:02:40 pm »
This is a meeting of the Henry Ford Appreciation Society - you can wear any suit you like but it must be black.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #2 on: 27 April, 2021, 11:10:13 pm »
It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Pingu

  • Put away those fiery biscuits!
  • Mrs Pingu's domestique
    • the Igloo
Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #3 on: 28 April, 2021, 08:01:07 am »
"I didn't get where I am today by reading Ladybird books of The Meeting."

T42

  • *** fool in a hurry
Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #4 on: 28 April, 2021, 08:09:34 am »
"I didn't get where I am today by reading Ladybird books of The Meeting."

I dunno: the bloke in front of the blackboard is a bit ancient to be a mere lieutenant.
I've dusted all those old bottles and set them up straight.

Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #5 on: 28 April, 2021, 04:34:25 pm »
"I didn't get where I am today by reading Ladybird books of The Meeting."

I dunno: the bloke in front of the blackboard is a bit ancient to be a mere lieutenant.

Funny; he makes me think of Jacques Chirac (hands up all of you too young to remember Jacques Chirac!)

Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #6 on: 28 April, 2021, 05:24:32 pm »
" ..... and after a couple of wipes, the finger is sterile and safe to pick your nose with."

Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #7 on: 28 April, 2021, 05:48:10 pm »
Right first item on the agenda. Who is going to make the tea?

Cudzoziemiec

  • Eating all the pies and drinking all the tea.
Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #8 on: 28 April, 2021, 05:51:25 pm »
Second item. Who is going to ask the ladies if they've made the sandwiches yet?
Riding a bike through a city is like navigating the collective neural pathways of a vast global mind.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #9 on: 28 April, 2021, 06:15:51 pm »
Behind the scenes at Guido Fawkes

[“He doesn’t have enough chins to be the perennially-thirsty Paul Staines” – Ed.]
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #10 on: 29 April, 2021, 01:08:55 am »
The Rees-Mogg's school holiday activities.
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #11 on: 01 May, 2021, 01:00:25 pm »
I have just been told by a chap named Cummings, that we have to stop meeting like this.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #12 on: 01 May, 2021, 04:15:27 pm »
"This is basically school with a salary"
And Darkness and Decay and the Coronavirus held illimitable dominion over all.

sprogs

  • from your big sister, Steve.
Re: Caption it #1881
« Reply #13 on: 05 May, 2021, 06:06:10 pm »
Group Captain Smith-Smythe-Smith gave all the pilots detention and made them write out 200 times "I must not paint "Wanker"  on Flt LT Archie's Lancaster"