Author Topic: The Queen’s Breasts  (Read 650 times)

Jaded

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The Queen’s Breasts
« on: April 29, 2021, 09:40:59 am »
Weigh 22lb, apparently.
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citoyen

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2021, 09:44:02 am »
Is this the adult sequel to The Queen's Nose? What happens when you rub the Queen's breasts?
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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2021, 09:46:20 am »
Freudian slip, or auto spell check, Mr Jaded?

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Jaded

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2021, 10:02:15 am »
Freudian slip, or auto spell check, Mr Jaded?

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I’m afraid its what i saw on the inscription on the coin in the picture (the word, not the bosoms!)  ;D
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Regulator

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2021, 10:54:04 am »
It's interesting that the denomination of the coin is £10,000 - but the gold value will be somewhere in the region of 40 times that. 
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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2021, 11:01:24 am »
I think you'll find they're the Queen's orbs.
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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2021, 12:32:36 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...
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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2021, 01:55:47 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...
although as I understand it she available again for those that might be interested.
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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2021, 01:58:59 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...
although as I understand it she available again for those that might be interested.
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citoyen

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2021, 01:59:46 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...
although as I understand it she available again for those that might be interested.
TOO SOON!

A woman has needs, you know. And at her age, she doesn't have time to wait.
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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2021, 02:03:53 pm »
Isn't that what Toblerone's for?

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2021, 04:24:53 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...

When I logged in just now the thread immediately above was titled "I've got tickets to see..." ;D

citoyen

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2021, 04:39:05 pm »
Isn't that what Toblerone's for?

Nice callback.  ;D
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ian

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2021, 04:56:41 pm »
For those of you who think I am guilty of exaggerating the size of my Toblerone.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/food-drink/theres-giant-45kg-toblerone-bar-22842742

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2021, 06:01:29 pm »
Does anyone buy them, except to use up foreign money at airports?  They're overpriced, sickly and made by a BigEvilCorp.
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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2021, 06:02:02 pm »
^^

Toblerone, I mean, not HM's mezoomas
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ian

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2021, 07:38:34 pm »
I bought one, and I'm the epitome of sensibility. And also because it was there, and I had been drinking, and playing 24-themed pinball and thought ooo, giant chocolate. It got its own seat on the plane.

I don't actually eat chocolate, so I can't validate the taste. I fed it to the monsters at work, you leave anything out in the kitchen and I swear there are people there and that's all they eat, leftovers and donations.

Pretty sure I expensed it.

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2021, 07:50:34 pm »
A friend of mine, some years ago, worked at a lingerie factory in Lichfield.
They produced brassieres for Rigby and Pellor, whose clientele includes HRH.
She had to sign a special non-disclosure agreement, rather akin to the Official Secrets Act, because she was involved in making the Royal lingerie, and had the exact measurements.