Author Topic: The Queen’s Breasts  (Read 1795 times)

Jaded

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The Queen’s Breasts
« on: 29 April, 2021, 09:40:59 am »
Weigh 22lb, apparently.
It is simpler than it looks.

citoyen

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #1 on: 29 April, 2021, 09:44:02 am »
Is this the adult sequel to The Queen's Nose? What happens when you rub the Queen's breasts?
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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #2 on: 29 April, 2021, 09:46:20 am »
Freudian slip, or auto spell check, Mr Jaded?

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Jaded

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #3 on: 29 April, 2021, 10:02:15 am »
Freudian slip, or auto spell check, Mr Jaded?

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I’m afraid its what i saw on the inscription on the coin in the picture (the word, not the bosoms!)  ;D
It is simpler than it looks.

Regulator

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #4 on: 29 April, 2021, 10:54:04 am »
It's interesting that the denomination of the coin is £10,000 - but the gold value will be somewhere in the region of 40 times that. 
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rogerzilla

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #5 on: 29 April, 2021, 11:01:24 am »
I think you'll find they're the Queen's orbs.
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Regulator

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #6 on: 29 April, 2021, 12:32:36 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...
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I completely agree with Reg.

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Beardy

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #7 on: 29 April, 2021, 01:55:47 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...
although as I understand it she available again for those that might be interested.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #8 on: 29 April, 2021, 01:58:59 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...
although as I understand it she available again for those that might be interested.
TOO SOON!

citoyen

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #9 on: 29 April, 2021, 01:59:46 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...
although as I understand it she available again for those that might be interested.
TOO SOON!

A woman has needs, you know. And at her age, she doesn't have time to wait.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #10 on: 29 April, 2021, 02:03:53 pm »
Isn't that what Toblerone's for?

PaulF

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #11 on: 29 April, 2021, 04:24:53 pm »
You'll need an awful lot of money to play with the Queen's Beasts/Orbs/Whatever...

When I logged in just now the thread immediately above was titled "I've got tickets to see..." ;D

citoyen

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #12 on: 29 April, 2021, 04:39:05 pm »
Isn't that what Toblerone's for?

Nice callback.  ;D
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ian

Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #13 on: 29 April, 2021, 04:56:41 pm »
For those of you who think I am guilty of exaggerating the size of my Toblerone.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/food-drink/theres-giant-45kg-toblerone-bar-22842742

I believe Her Maj would be satisfied.

rogerzilla

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #14 on: 29 April, 2021, 06:01:29 pm »
Does anyone buy them, except to use up foreign money at airports?  They're overpriced, sickly and made by a BigEvilCorp.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

rogerzilla

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Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #15 on: 29 April, 2021, 06:02:02 pm »
^^

Toblerone, I mean, not HM's mezoomas
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

ian

Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #16 on: 29 April, 2021, 07:38:34 pm »
I bought one, and I'm the epitome of sensibility. And also because it was there, and I had been drinking, and playing 24-themed pinball and thought ooo, giant chocolate. It got its own seat on the plane.

I don't actually eat chocolate, so I can't validate the taste. I fed it to the monsters at work, you leave anything out in the kitchen and I swear there are people there and that's all they eat, leftovers and donations.

Pretty sure I expensed it.

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*I remember the time we tried and failed to get a taxi in Geneva to the airport and as we stood there, the skies opened up and a deluge of rain fell. We got absolutely soaked standing there in desperation. Eventually, we saw a bus labelled 'airport.' Leapt aboard, dripping, to the disdain of the commuting Swiss. We didn't have a ticket though, and it became evident that there was a very diligent inspector. So like schoolkids we edged to the front, ready to leap off. And he kept getting closer and closer, and the bus was one of those long bendy buses and he was checking everyone. So it became a race, would he nab us or would the bus get to the airport. 24 had nothing on that drama. Never has public transport been so thrilling. You have to figure the sentence for evading a bus fare in Switzerland must be a public execution, so this was high stakes fare evasion. Honestly, he was four people away when the bus stopped at the terminal. You should have seen us run.

Re: The Queen’s Breasts
« Reply #17 on: 29 April, 2021, 07:50:34 pm »
A friend of mine, some years ago, worked at a lingerie factory in Lichfield.
They produced brassieres for Rigby and Pellor, whose clientele includes HRH.
She had to sign a special non-disclosure agreement, rather akin to the Official Secrets Act, because she was involved in making the Royal lingerie, and had the exact measurements.