Overnight, controversy has erupted over ian's thread, with many of the papers leading with the story.
GOTCHA! Our lads sink Brussels and hole ian's thread! ~ The Scum
Will ian's new thread make BRITAIN'S swans obese? ~ The Daily Heil
Did ian's threads kill Diana/Maddy? Shocking new evidence emerges! ~ The Dily Getsworse
ian's divisive thread will unravel the case for climate change ~ The Daily Torygraph
ian's new thread is accelerating transformation across the industrial sector ~ The Financial Times
ian's thread tops glittering list of stars for Celebrity Big Brother! ~ The Daily Star
How ian's thread grew into an evil far-right mass killer ~ The Daily Mirror
ian's thread had affair with Mitt Romney! ~ The National Enquirer
How ian's threat has expired the moth of BRITISH exceptionalism ~ The Grauniad
To continue reading about ian's thread, put a pound coin in the slot ~ The Times