I'm so bored that ...

[Basil]

I'm watching snooker. Which turns out to be even more boring than being bored.

[Kim]

Try spicing it up by watching in black & white?

[Basil]

 
Remind me.  Where is the pink?

[Wowbagger]

“For those of you with black and white sets, the yellow is behind the blue...” (Colemanballs, c 1975)

[Cudzoziemiec]

You could try watching it on the radio instead? But at least you weren't so bored you thought about starting a new topic later...

[Kim]

Remind me.  Where is the pink?

Next to the green.

[Basil]

Oh well done Kim.  Well done.   

[Regulator]

At least you didn't have to resort to watching cricket...  be thankful for small mercies.

[Salvatore]

Perhaps live moose migration is more your thing

Click here then click the SPELA button.

You're lucky if you see a moose, but some nice trees and rivers. Currently showing a goose.

NB not to be confused with the live reindeer migration which was a thing a couple of years ago. And way too exciting.

[Kim]

There's nothing majestik about a gøøse!

[Moleman76]

... I opened this thread

[Canardly]

You will be confusing folk in Pinkneys Green.

[Beardy]

... I’m thinking of getting a job. Or starting a business.