Author Topic: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists  (Read 275917 times)

Paul

  • L'enfer, c'est les autos.
Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #1425 on: April 12, 2021, 05:29:14 pm »
I believe the reply is “We are the f*****g traffic!”
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #1426 on: April 12, 2021, 06:13:36 pm »
Bah, ninja'd by Paul :'(
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Kim

  • Timelord
Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #1427 on: May 03, 2021, 01:30:44 pm »
"CanIhaveago?  CanIhaveago?  CanIhaveago?  Cunt."

Also a random "Idiot!" from the window of an overtaking car, for no obvious reason.
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Kim

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #1428 on: May 06, 2021, 08:25:03 pm »
Gammon in slowly overtaking small car: "You want to get yourself a helmet and a hi-vis jacket"

He didn't hang around long enough to hear that I've got two of each.
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Guy

  • You can trust me - I work for the government
Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #1429 on: May 07, 2021, 07:41:25 am »

Also a random "Idiot!" from the window of an overtaking car, for no obvious reason.

The polite reply would be "Kim. How do you do?" They were obviously introducing themself.
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Kim

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Re: Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
« Reply #1430 on: May 07, 2021, 12:29:06 pm »
The problem with the overtaking motorist ones is that even if you can hear them over the car noise, there isn't time for them to hear your witty retort.
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...