Well, that was not entirely what I was expecting yesterday!
I rode this on a solo last year and thought the route was great with the exception of that last steep climb on a busy road with cars close passing me at over 70mph. This year the change at the end of the route made it pretty perfect, so kudos to Steve for what he has created
The other highlights of the ride were the controls. Quick friendly service and a fantastic cake selection at Uffington was great. The church hall crowd at Burbage yet again surpassed themselves with the most epic homemade soup selection and warm rolls served ad lib. We were then served the hot drinks of our choice at the table and encouraged to eat and take with us as many cakes and doughnuts as we could! It was also beautifully warm in there. All this encouraged us to stay there troughing a little bit longer than perhaps we should have!
Weather conditions were about to become even worse than the constant rain and drizzle the morning had brought us. The sun came out for a brief few minutes as Simon re-trued our rear wheel outside the Burbage control. Then it disappeared and the skies turned an ominous grey as temperatures plummeted. We thought for a while that it was just stingy cold rain, until it became clear there were little icy bullets hitting us. Rain, sleet and hail took it in turns to assault us for the last few hours of the ride. The cafe control at Lacock were unable to serve any hot food (their kitchens close after the lunch serving apparently) so we had coffee, crisps and cake instead. To be honest some warm soup or a jacket potato would have been an absolute life saver at that point given what was to come and the last section being 70km.
In the last 3 hours the temperature stayed below 1C (minimum was 0C) which on top of soaked clothing from being in the rain solidly all day eventually took away our ability to stay warm by simply working harder. Both of us were verging on hypothermia, so much so Simon was braking on descents because he couldn't stand the icy wind chill on his hands when we went faster. TBH, if we had been unlucky enough to have a puncture or mechanical in the last 40km we were in big big trouble. I was in a mess by the end, just willing away each km and feeling sick from the bonk. I nearly fainted in the arrivee standing at the counter. The hot drink, soup and beans on toast were very very welcome, but I just couldn't get warm again and shook uncontrollably for hours. I also b0rked my knee in the last 100km or so, I'm not sure why since nothing on the bike has changed since I had a problem on the BCM and we fixed it by setting the saddle back further. This is a different pain, in the ITB area so a new injury for me.
I really really wish we were doing this ride today and not yesterday, what a difference the weather can make! It might take me a few days to forget the near-death-from-exposure part of the ride and remember the good bits! The organising, route and controls deserved a much better day than that! Thanks Steve and all your cheerful helpers
(I fully intend to do this as a perm on a nice day to appreciate the scenery more fully!).