The new team my colleagues are moving to has just begun to enforce a "no jeans" & "collared shirts only" dress policy. How to improve morale....
When I toiled in the Nut Mines, the Evil Squirrels used to keep us techies on a different floor so that visiting nobs would not have their view sullied by scruffy oiks such as we. Then budget cuts, redundancies, reorganisations and the baleful influence of the USAnian Suits ultimately in charge saw our little enclave closed down and we had to move to the same floor as the rest of the company. No more jeans, no more T-shaped shirts, no more sandal (without socks, natch).
I got a ticking-off from an HR Droid for wearing black jeans. An HR Droid
wearing blue jeans. But this was a
lady HR Droid. Apparently the ban on jeans, T-shaped shirts, sandals ect. ect. only applied if you had a penis. I allowed as how if this rule were to be rigorously applied then
all employees, regardless of the arrangement of their reproductive organs, should conform to it.
No more was said.