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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23275 on: 06 September, 2022, 03:09:02 pm »
To be honest I am very lucky that all of my hospital visits in the last decade have been to accompany or to visit save for a recent blood test which was essentially a queueing process so no issue on listening out for my name.   

It's a very long time since I have been sitting alone waiting for a call so I am fortunate but my point about the chairs still stands.  They are bloody awful.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23276 on: 06 September, 2022, 05:26:44 pm »
The ROH also has a system of moving you to a secondary waiting area[1] near the conslutation rooms, which has approximately 1 chair per room.  (Which isn't enough anyway, as many patients are accompanied.)  If we discount the wheelchair users, who come with their own seating, I'd say about 50% of patients have an impairment that means they Really Need To Sit Down, trending to about 90% for the hip and knee clinics.  Plus there's the occasional wobbly relative, especially amongst the hip replacement demographic.

Seating is routinely re-allocated on the fly using a cross between musical chairs and a joint[2] version of scissors-paper-stone[3].  Which - with my compsci hat on - I note, is as good a cache invalidation algorithm as any.  But that doesn't make the standing around any more fun.


[1] Which may just be a corridor.
[2] In the bones sense.  That orthopods thought having something called a "joint list" (in the combined sense) was a good idea is a matter for the grammar thread.
[3] Hip-knee-ankle?

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23277 on: 06 September, 2022, 06:53:44 pm »
An hour and a half for a consultant orthopaedic surgeon to sellotape a paperclip to barakta's leg.  Badly.

Intrigued...
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23278 on: 06 September, 2022, 08:01:35 pm »
Paperclips show up on x-rays[1].  So you can work out which bit of skin the interesting bones are under, with a view to scribbling "aim ultrasonic placebo here →" on it.


[1] As do retroreflective markings on running trousers, as we discovered previously.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23279 on: 06 September, 2022, 08:04:55 pm »
Ah.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23280 on: 06 September, 2022, 08:15:26 pm »
Probability of the ultrasonic placebo rep making contact before the marker pen wears off left as an exercise for the reader.  I've already beefed it up with a non-NHS-issue sharpie in anticipation...

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23281 on: 26 September, 2022, 10:51:05 am »
Wondering why the church bells are ringing full on batshit ferocious.
Have the Normans landed?
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23282 on: 26 September, 2022, 02:26:26 pm »
Maybe they're trying to chase the bats out of the belfry.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23283 on: 26 September, 2022, 03:33:48 pm »
Currently packing an e-bay sale into a box whilst listening to CGTN radio on a SDR.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23284 on: 26 September, 2022, 04:33:36 pm »
Thumb-twiddling while a 2TB SSD reformats.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23285 on: 26 September, 2022, 11:27:27 pm »
Watching NASA attempt some Bruce Willis shit.  In I-can't-believe-it's-not-NTSC potatovision.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23286 on: 26 September, 2022, 11:30:13 pm »
Thumb-twiddling while a 2TB SSD repopulates.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23287 on: 17 December, 2022, 07:50:42 pm »
Hiding in the pub with all the other Strictly widowers.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23288 on: 17 December, 2022, 08:15:38 pm »
Lying on my bed waiting for mate to come round.Going out to party.  Been planned for 2 months. But really I want to go to bed.

Fucking flu.

Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23289 on: 18 December, 2022, 12:35:34 am »
Watching a Top of the Pops from 1993, drinking a G&T, dipping crisps in houmous.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23290 on: 23 December, 2022, 08:52:14 am »
Went to Sainsbury's before work.  Busy and getting busier.  Got the essentials but they are out of lots of stuff like Twiglets, TUC biscuits, all chocolate biscuits except the skanky ones, etc.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23291 on: 23 December, 2022, 10:10:12 am »
Halfway through cleaning eBrute, stopped for coffee/croissant. Currently screwing up courage to go out to the workshop again.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23292 on: 23 December, 2022, 10:14:03 am »
Realising that I am the only one in this office today, and hence I can dry my very wet commute clothing wherever I like.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23293 on: 23 December, 2022, 10:46:35 am »
Writing to HMRC to chase up the transfer of my wife's SA allowance to me.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23294 on: 23 December, 2022, 11:20:25 am »
Finished cleaning bike. Thinking about having a bowl of ramen with the remains of yesterday's salt & pepper chicken.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23295 on: 23 December, 2022, 04:22:50 pm »
Getting ready to open the box that contains the air-fryer* I just bought and peruse the instruction manual.

*£79.99. As endorsed by the BBC Good Food reviews writer Anja Gilbert, @15:10  in this clip.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0018hjr



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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23296 on: 23 December, 2022, 05:28:52 pm »
That'll be your xmas dinner then?
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23297 on: 23 December, 2022, 05:31:15 pm »
That'll be your xmas dinner then?
Yes, indeed.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23298 on: 17 January, 2023, 11:04:49 am »
I’m following the little van icon on the ‘track my delivery’ web page. I don’t even have to hit the refresh button as the page is auto updating.

I’m like a little kid on Christmas Eve  ;D
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #23299 on: 30 January, 2023, 10:37:26 am »
I’m following the little van icon on the ‘track my delivery’ web page. I don’t even have to hit the refresh button as the page is auto updating.

I’m like a little kid on Christmas Eve  ;D

That's what I'm doing now.  Between 11:11 and 12:11 sez Chronopost, with idiotic precision.  No little vans to follow, though.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight