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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5775 on: 11 July, 2022, 05:01:41 pm »
And Bernie Eccle$$$tone gets the triple:

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Former Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone will be charged with fraud by false representation following an investigation into overseas assets believed to be worth more than £400m.

The 91-year-old spent 40 years as the head of F1 before being removed as its chief executive officer in 2017.

The Crown Prosecution Service said the charge follows an investigation by HMRC.

"The CPS has authorised a charge against Bernard Ecclestone," it said.

The CPS said the charge of fraud is "in respect of his failure to declare to HMRC the existence of assets held overseas believed to be worth in excess of £400m".

Last month Ecclestone said he would "take a bullet" for Russia's president Vladimir Putin in an interview with ITV's Good Morning Britain.

In May, Ecclestone - who was involved with F1 in various roles since the 1950s - was arrested in Brazil for illegally carrying a gun while boarding a plane.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/62119689
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5776 on: 12 July, 2022, 11:55:07 am »
Ecclstone said that he'd take a bullet for Putin; he's then found with a gun.
OK, two for the price of one: send him to Moscow, with his gun and a bullet for Putin. Two STs gone!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5777 on: 12 July, 2022, 01:35:00 pm »
Whitehall farces are back with a vengeance!
'Nadine Dorries and Jacob Rees-Mogg back Truss for next leader'. Vegetable power.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-62132179

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5778 on: 12 July, 2022, 02:34:28 pm »
Whitehall farces are back with a vengeance!
'Nadine Dorries and Jacob Rees-Mogg back Truss for next leader'. Vegetable power.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-62132179

They need some "Support Truss!" badges made.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5779 on: 19 July, 2022, 08:35:48 am »
Mad Nad heckling "you're just boring" in the HoC yesterday.

Is this the best that the fascists can do?  Do Tory voters really think that this is the behaviour of a government minister?

Super Twat award (yet again) to Mad Nad but also to anybody out there who supports and approves of these imbeciles and their frankly ridiculous behaviour.

I wonder what collection of "talent" awaits us in September ...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5780 on: 19 July, 2022, 08:46:59 am »
Mad Nad heckling "you're just boring" in the HoC yesterday.

Are there not rules against being *that* drunk in the chamber?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5781 on: 19 July, 2022, 09:34:25 am »
sHo SuM cOmPaShN ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sHeS dIsLeXtRiC!!!!,!!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5782 on: 29 July, 2022, 11:43:19 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62344354

Trumpian judge goes nah nah nananah.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5783 on: 29 July, 2022, 11:54:39 pm »
Appalling so-far-right-wing-he's-over-the-event-horizon berk Gregory (Lauder-) Frost of the “Traditional BRITAIN Group”, for his comment that Hi-Risk Anus is:

Quote from: Horrible Racist Shitbag
an alien-origin Minister […] with questionable citizenship, taxation and loyalty questions

Bloody Stupid Johnson was born in USAnia. Gregory Frost was born in Australia.  Rishi Sunak was born in, er, Southampton.  Get in the fucking sea, Frost, preferably in a shark-infested area of your homeland’s coastline.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5784 on: 31 July, 2022, 08:41:34 am »
Appalling so-far-right-wing-he's-over-the-event-horizon berk Gregory (Lauder-) Frost of the “Traditional BRITAIN Group”, for his comment that Hi-Risk Anus is:

Quote from: Horrible Racist Shitbag
an alien-origin Minister […] with questionable citizenship, taxation and loyalty questions

Bloody Stupid Johnson was born in USAnia. Gregory Frost was born in Australia.  Rishi Sunak was born in, er, Southampton.  Get in the fucking sea, Frost, preferably in a shark-infested area of your homeland’s coastline.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5785 on: 03 August, 2022, 04:12:22 am »
It seemed to me he was trying to say
i’m not racist
But saying the quiet part loud
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5786 on: 05 August, 2022, 07:45:02 pm »
Today its Sunak and his diverting of funds from the feral areas to the needy of Royal Tunbridge Wells and other areas

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5787 on: 05 August, 2022, 08:07:15 pm »
Anyone would think that having been afforded a massive majority by the former Red Wall, the Tories have stopped pretending to give a shit.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5788 on: 05 August, 2022, 08:30:10 pm »
Did they ever give a shit?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5789 on: 05 August, 2022, 09:35:11 pm »
ITW Mr L meant to say was pretending to give a shit.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5790 on: 06 August, 2022, 12:23:14 am »
ITW Mr L did say was pretending to give a shit
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5791 on: 17 August, 2022, 05:54:36 pm »
Charlotte Hawkins
(talking to Ed Miliband) "You are looking very tanned, have you been on holiday?"

Ed "This is what I look like, it is my european heritage."

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5792 on: 19 August, 2022, 12:08:33 pm »
^Lacking an emoji that encompasses laughing out loud but wanting to hide under a chair at the same time.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5793 on: 19 August, 2022, 01:41:13 pm »
Charlotte Hawkins
(talking to Ed Miliband) "You are looking very tanned, have you been on holiday?"

Ed "This is what I look like, it is my european heritage."
"Is it cuz I is black?" would have been funnier, if inaccurate.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5794 on: 19 August, 2022, 02:51:19 pm »
Charlotte Hawkins
(talking to Ed Miliband) "You are looking very tanned, have you been on holiday?"

Ed "This is what I look like, it is my european heritage."
"Is it cuz I is black?" would have been funnier, if inaccurate.

What would have been really good is if he'd said "Is it because I'm Jewish?".
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5795 on: 24 August, 2022, 06:26:40 pm »
Rose Tremain, for this bucket of wank published by the increasingly downmarket and desperate Torygraph .  Do not read if you’ve just had your tea.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5796 on: 24 August, 2022, 07:06:19 pm »
Rose Tremain, for this bucket of wank published by the increasingly downmarket and desperate Torygraph .  Do not read if you’ve just had your tea.

Oh dear god what did I just read?

CN: It gets worse after the pudding.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5797 on: 24 August, 2022, 07:48:33 pm »
Rose Tremain, for this bucket of wank published by the increasingly downmarket and desperate Torygraph .  Do not read if you’ve just had your tea.

Oh dear god what did I just read?

CN: It gets worse after the pudding.
More to the point, M le Maire, wtf were you searching for to stumble across that literary gem?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5798 on: 24 August, 2022, 11:48:42 pm »
Rose Tremain, for this bucket of wank published by the increasingly downmarket and desperate Torygraph .  Do not read if you’ve just had your tea.

Oh dear god what did I just read?

CN: It gets worse after the pudding.
More to the point, M le Maire, wtf were you searching for to stumble across that literary gem?

Came across it in Mic “brokenbottleboy” Wright's irregular blog on Teh Meeja, Conquest Of The Useless, which this Unit commends to the House.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5799 on: 26 August, 2022, 11:13:19 pm »
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.