Cringe-worthy marketing speak

[robgul]

Today's (20 December 2021) Diamond Geezer blog is a masterpiece - see  https://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/    - sales blurb for blocks of doubtless expensive flats.

Feel free to add your contributions . . .

With the "bullshit bingo" reference I was reminded of meetings when I had a job (at an AT&T subsidiary - think of Dilbert, that's where Scott Adams worked and was inspired) when we'd have bets about introducing words during the meeting - the all-time classic was when - cravaat, corduroy and walnut  - were all used (this was an IT company) in one meeting.

[drossall]

I think my current favourite is when companies have produced the "ultimate" product. I'll know you've done that when you've fired your whole R&D department since, if you've already produced the ultimate, there are really no more possible improvements that you could develop.